Jason: It's a pretty clever plan, I hope it works out for them.
Dick: Jay, you're not supposed to root for the criminals.
Jason: Always root for the home team.
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Ruby: Time for plan G.
Yang: Don’t you mean plan B?
Ruby: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Weiss: What about plan D?
Ruby: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Blake: What about plan E?
Ruby: I’m hoping not to use it. Jaune dies in plan E.
Emerald: I like plan E.
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Bradley: I have the media, I have the guns, I have the government, you–
Roy: You know what I have? I have a 15 year old genius with a metal arm and a problem with authority. You really never stood a chance.
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Natasha: Going to Plan B?
Clint: Technically this would be Plan G.
Thor: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?
Clint: Yeah, but Steve dies in Plan M.
Tony: I like Plan M.
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Barty: Going to plan B?
Narcissa: Technically, that would be plan G.
Barty: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a plan M?
Bellatrix: Yeah. Snape dies in plan M.
Regulus: I like plan M.
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Thor: You bought us gifts?
Loki: Oh, I wouldn’t say bought exactly… I obtained.
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Y/N: You’ve been stabbed! You should go to the hospital.
Natasha: I don’t do hospitals.
Clint: I told you. They take getting stabbed very lightly.
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Kuboyasu: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab him.
Kaido: And I am so proud of you. No-stabbing Wednesdays, a new tradition.
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Sasha: Okay, so if we’re gonna play “happy families” we should really get our background straight.
Milla: Let’s keep it simple, use our own backstory. Our wedding day is the day we met, which means we’ve been married for…
Milla: Eight years.
Sasha: Ten years.
Sasha: …You don’t remember when we met.
Milla: No, of course I do, I was just rounding off.
Sasha: By subtracting two years?
Milla: Is this gonna become a thing?
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Zora: Let's try plan M.
Finral: Don’t I die in plan M?
Zora: Yeah, usually.
Finral: What do you mean "usually"? How many plans do I die in?
Zora: C, F, M though Q.
Finral: How many plans do you die in?
Zora: Uh, none. But there are few ones where everyone comes out with cool scars.
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Rogue: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab him.
Paladin: And we are so proud of you. No-stabbing wednesdays, new tradition.
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Ivy: [Tim and Damian are being very annoying] Can I hit him?
Jason: Which one?
Ivy: Either one.
Jason: [to everyone] You see? It isn't just me.
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Gryffindor: Going to Plan B?
Ravenclaw: Technically, that would be Plan G.
Hufflepuff: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?
Ravenclaw: Gryffindor dies in Plan M.
Slytherin: I like Plan M.
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Simon: Going to Plan B?
The Luidaeg: Technically that would be Plan G.
Simon: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?
The Luidaeg: Yeah. Simon dies in Plan M.
Sylvester: I like Plan M.
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Kugisaki: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab him.
Megumi: And we are so proud of you. No-stabbing Wednesdays. New tradition.
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Avdol: Fear is good.
Polnareff: Oh, I have fear. And doubt. And really serious regret. I should be fine.
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Rose: You're the smartest man I know.
Rose: Don't get cocky.
9: Too late for that.
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Blaise: Pansy showed feelings?
Draco: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It's hard to tell.
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Milla: Sasha showed feelings?
Oleander: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It’s hard to tell.
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