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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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*Bucky and Y/n tied up in a chair courtesy of Zemo*
Zemo: Now, the Avengers won't be here for a while. So sing
Bucky raising his eyebrow: Sing?
Zemo: Yes, with a bounce in it
Bucky and Y/n: *share a glance and smile*
Y/n: IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL-
Zemo: No, no, no! Goodness no! Not that one!
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superiorsturgeon · 8 months
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Dramatic Reference
Curious Cat: *dangling over a chasm filled with Jabberwalkers* Jaune! Brother! Help me!
Jaune: *leans close and puts a hand on CC’s paws*
Jaune: Curiosity…killed…the cat…! 😈
Curious Cat: 😧
Jaune: *tossed cat off the cliff*
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Mikey: So what's your plan getting past those guys?
Leo: Live bait.
Mikey: Good idea.
Mikey: Hey!
Leo: Come on, Mikey. You have to create a diversion.
Mikey: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
[A few seconds later]
Mikey, in a hula skirt with a flower on his head: LUAU!
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Tony: I can see what’s happening
Rhodey: what?
Tony: and they don’t have a clue
Rhodey: who?
Tony: they’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line our trio is down to two
Rhodey: just cause Peter and Harley are out on a date doesn’t mean the world is ending.
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incorrect-malfoys · 1 year
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Draco: Bellatrix, you are so weird
Lucius, into his cup of coffee: You have no idea
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Sabre, singing sadly: ~~Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen
Shadow Sabre: Sabre, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it.
Sabre, singing: ~~IT’S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL
Shadow Sabre: No! No! Anything but that!
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5am-the-foxing-hour · 2 years
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Janus: *hits Roman atop the head with his staff*
Roman: OW! JEESH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Janus: It doesn't matter, it's in the past!
Roman *rubbing his head*: Yeah but it still hurts...
Janus: Oh yes, the past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can either run form it or learn from it. *swings his staff again*
Roman: *ducks with a yelp*
Janus: AHA! You see! So what are you going to do?
Roman: First. I'm gonna take your stick. *grabs Janus's staff and throws it to the side*
Janus: NO NO NO! NOT MY STAFF!
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hxuse-xf-black · 2 years
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Bellatrix: Oh, Snape, it's just you.
Regulus: We were afraid it was somebody important.
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ladymiraclewings · 2 years
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[Vox enters]
Valentino: Oh, Vox, it’s just you.
Velvet: We were afraid it was somebody important.
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incorrect-stalag-13 · 2 years
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*Klink walks into the barracks*
Hogan: Oh, Klink, it’s just you.
Hogan: We were afraid it was somebody important!
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gammacousin · 2 years
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Thor: *hanging on a cliff* “Loki! Brother! Help me!”
Loki: “Long live the king!” *push*
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superiorsturgeon · 1 year
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Qrow: *dangling by one hand over a cliff*
Qrow: Raven! Sister! Help me!
Raven: *grabs Qrow’s hand* Long…live…the queen!
Raven: *knocks Qrow away and watches him fall* 😈
Qrow: *flaps back up in birb form and lands beside Raven*
Qrow: 😡
Raven: …well, this certainly got awkward.
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Spider Bytez: Hey, who’s the kung fu frog?
Raph: Are you talking to me?
Mikey: Oh no, he called him a kung fu frog...
Raph: Are you talking to me?!
Mikey: Shouldn't have done that.
Raph: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
Mikey: Now he’s in for it.
Raph: They call me MISTER NINJA TURTLE!
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If DT had joined the Rebellion in Season 5
DT: So what's your plan for getting past those clones?
Catra: Live bait.
DT: Good idea--heeey.
Catra: C'mon, DT, you guys have to create a diversion!
DT: What do you want me to do--dress in drag and do the hula?
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(Wrong Hordak is Pumbaa in this scene)
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oxenfreeao3 · 6 months
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This is your semi-regular reminder that fanfic is mainstream.
And I don’t mean, “oh, we talk about Ao3 more openly now.” I mean fanfic is paid for and distributed by major publishing houses.
Like, what do people think books like “The Song of Achilles” even are?
I will holler about this until I’m dead:
The delineation between “cringe” and “not cringe” hinges entirely upon copyright law.
You can publish New York Times Bestselling Fanfic so long as your source material is old enough.
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