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superiorsturgeon · 2 months
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RWBYJNPR: *waking up hungover after their graduation party*
Jaune: *crawls out from under Blake’s bed* …uuuhhhhh…I think I need a medic…
Ruby: *draped over the couch like a decorative blanket* …aren’t you a medic…?
Jaune: …
Jaune: …in that case, I’m the last thing I need…
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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Sam: Can’t you ever be serious?
Scott: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.
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12: Can't you put your hostility aside for one minute.
Missy: Oh, alright. I'll stack it on top of my anger.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 7 months
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Barbarian: You think you’re real smart. But you’re not smart; you’re dumb. Very dumb. But you’ve met your match in me.
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incorrectlco · 7 months
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Lockwood: We’re lost.
Lucy: Lost? As in ‘Where the hell are we?’
Lockwood: We’re not totally lost. We’re still in London.
Lucy: You said this was a shortcut!
Lockwood: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!
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Horned Head: Can't you put your hostility aside for a moment? Daughter Dooley: Oh, alright. I'll stack it on top of my anger.
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Caitlyn: Mel, it's like 110 degrees. How are you not sweating?
Mel: First of all, I don't sweat. I perspire. Secondly, I never perspire.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 7 months
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John: you care about people
Dave: some of my best friends are people
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4th-fallout · 3 months
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Desdemona: "Be serious for a minute." Deacon: "Thirty seconds is my record."
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Luzian: Nagyunn, wake up!
Nagyunn: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. leave flowers and get out.
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We all have our breaking point. Personally, mine is at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00 every day.
Law 
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incorrect-nosgoth · 7 months
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Kain: There is no room on this team for idiots.
Raziel: ...should we leave alphabetically?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Y/N: Can’t you ever be serious?
Wade: I tried it once. Everybody laughed.
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Nardole: Doctor, wake up!
12: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers and get out.
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Conversation
Balam: Can’t you put your hostility aside for one minute?
Kalego: Oh, all right. I’ll stack it on top of my anger.
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incorrectlco · 5 months
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Lucy: What good is having the iron circle when we can’t even get to it?!
Lockwood: Don’t distract me. I can only handle one catastrophe at a time.
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