Incorrect Batfam Quotes
*The Batkids are in the Bat-copter. Tim is piloting
Robin: Drake, can you fly this thing any worse?
Red Robin: 🙄
Red Robin: Can I throw him out the window now?
Red Hood: I think you should wait until we’re at a higher altitude first.
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*After Y/N and Dick just move into the manor*
Bruce: What’re you gonna do?
Y/N and Dick: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope
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Cas: humans die when they’re like fifty
Jack: WHAT?
Cas: yes, something like that
Jack, tearing up: does that mean Dean will die soon?
Dean: I’m not fifty??
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scott lang is sitting in san francisco ranting and screaming about how john walker isn't his captain america. don't argue with me about this, i know this
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Finnick Odair: *wakes up from being unconscious* What the hell?
Peeta Mellark: …
Johanna Mason: …
Katniss Everdeen: …
Finnick Odair: What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
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Bill: *drawing Pennywise*
Bill: Have you seen this man?
Bev: That’s very good!
Mike: Can I have that later to hang in my apartment, please?
Bill: Yeah. Thank you
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Seungkwan: Humans die when they’re like fifty.
Chan: WHAT?
Seungkwan: Yes, something like that.
Chan, tearing up: Does that mean Seungcheol will die soon?
Seungcheol: I’m not fifty??
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Dawlish: Tonks, we need a plan of attack!
Tonks: I have a plan: ATTACK!
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Kitty: Mandrake, just stop! Stop trying to be...whatever this is!
Nathaniel: I don't know what to be. Tell me what to be!
Kitty: I don't know, just don't be a dick!
Nathaniel: It's too late. Look at me. I'm such a dick!
Kitty: It's never too late to stop being a dick.
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Rick O’Connell: How old are you, Winston, fifty?
Winston Havelock: Thirty-nine.
[Beat]
Rick O’Connell: War takes a toll, doesn't it?
Winston Havelock: Yes, it does.
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Stephen: Baby! My face is on fire!
Y/N: Stephen! Oh my God, are you ok?!
Stephen: Oh, yes. I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly.
Y/N, panicking: But your face is on fire!
Stephen: Yeah, it's much faster than shaving.
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Elle: What are you going to do?
Tao: I don’t know. Something dramatic, I hope
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Spy, disguised as Soldier: "Want to have a rousing discussion about truth? Honor? Patriotism!? GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
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Dean: I like your plan
Dean: except it sucks
Dean: so let me do the plan and that way it might be really good
Sam:
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could i have some headcanons for sylvie from the mcu having a girlfriend who loves mythology and history?
I'm sorry, anon, all of our MCU writers are only familiar with the movies, not any of the shows. We can take a request for a moodboard or other format that we accept all fandoms for if you'd like, but we can only do specific headcanons and other writings for characters we're familiar with.
~Mod StatCat
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Peeta Mellark: *discussing his plan with Delly on asking Katniss out*
Delly Cartwright: I think that’s a great plan-
Peeta Mellark: *sees Katniss coming over* She’s coming, just don’t say anything.
Katniss Everdeen: What up, dorks. Excited about the science trip?
Peeta Mellark: Hey, uh, yeah. We’re just talking about the trip.
Delly Cartwright: Yeah, and Peeta’s plan.
Katniss Everdeen: You have a plan?
Peeta Mellark: I-I don’t have a plan.
Delly Cartwright: Yeah, he’s just going to collect tiny spoons while we travel to other districts. *winks at Peeta*
Katniss Everdeen: Like-like a grandmother?
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