james: does ibs stand for i-be-shittin? cuz thats what i be doing
Yon-Rogg: Would you date a guy that’s shorter than you?
Yon-Rogg: Don’t you think that’s a bit shallow?
Carol: I’m a lesbian, Yon-Rogg.
Senjougahara: I prevented a murder today.
Hanekawa: Really? That’s amazing. How?
Cynthia McHenry: I mean, it’s one banana, James. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Leo: I don’t give a heck about a stranger’s opinion on the “internet”
Leo: I’m way more interested in garlic bread
Leo: Have you ever eaten fucking garlic bread?
Leo: its delicious
Griffin, fighting back to back with Faragonda even though they’re working on opposite sides: Fuck, marry, kill… Hagen, Saladin, Oritel.
Faragonda, blasting a Coven member: Fuck Saladin, marry Hagen and kill Valtor.
Valtor, from the other end of the room: I wasn’t even one of the options, what the fuck?
Claw: I’m babysitting for Gadget and accidentally gave the Gadgetinis cold brew coffee instead of chocolate milk
silver chariot, holding its sword plus anubis: Parry this, you filthy casual.
Snatcher, watching Hat Kid get up, sitting in her room with Death Wishes ready: hey, you’re finally awake
bucciarati: Fuckers deflated my children, can’t have anything in Passione.
(Chris, holding a moth, knocks on the door of the flat. Graeme walks over and opens the door.)
Chris: Hey Jock, look at this huge moth that I found.
Graeme: Get that shit out of here!
Chris, watching the moth fly into the flat: Oh, there it goes.
Graeme, exasperated: You fucker.
Chris: Isn’t that cool?
Graeme: Yeah, it’s cool, but get it out of here, mate.
okuyasu, naruto running away: Grocery time!
okuyasu, naruto running back: Ah, fuck.
okuyasu, naruto running away with a bag in hand: Grocery time!
EVERY machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough!
Gold: Man this tournament is weak, Exbo defeated everyone with one flamethrower.
Everyone else at the laser tag: