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oceanview15 · 5 months
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Zuko and Sokka looking at Katara and Suki
Zuko: For whatever reason, these smart, beautiful women chose us.
Sokka: And that begs the question... are they really that smart?
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uncorrectintamed · 6 months
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Jin Ling: I am the kind of person who likes to think things through.
Lan Jingyi: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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Shinigami: Nice shirt. Was it a gift?
April: No.
Shinigami: Really? You paid for that?
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capndragn94 · 6 months
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Sea Hawk: What are you doing home? Your wife's out of town. You should be out having fun.
Hordak: I don't like doing anything without Entrapta. I'm going to eat one of the prepared dinners she left me, go to bed at 8:30, and smell her pillow until I fall asleep.
Sea Hawk: You, disgust me.
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incorrect-losers · 7 months
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Bev: Nice sweater. Was it a gift?
Richie: No
Bev: Really? You paid for that?
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zootopiathingz · 10 months
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Mario: I’m the kind of person that likes to think things through.
Luigi: since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire!
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Julie: I'm the kind of girl who likes to think things through.
Frank: Since when?! I once saw you trying to eat marshmallow that was still on fire!
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incorrectringsofpower · 3 months
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Nori: I'm the kind of gal that likes to think things through. Poppy: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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rixi-96 · 6 months
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Tae: New drinking game! We take a shot everytime Gin-san says something stupid.
Tsukuyo: I don't think we have enough tequila.
Kyuubei: I don't think Mexico has enough tequila.
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Beebe: Nice shirt. Was it a gift? Doug: No. Beebe: Really? You paid for that?
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thepixarau · 6 months
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Ember: nice sweater! Was it a gift?
Sulley: no.
Ember: really? You paid for that?
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oceanview15 · 5 months
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Bruce: I wanna go over the plan with you.
Selina: Ah, yes, the plan. You had it laminated...
Bruce: You say that like it's a weird thing.
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Paris
Chell: I know it's cliche, but I think honeymooning in Paris would be really romantic.
Wheatley: Paris, France?
Chell: No, Wheatley, Paris, Tennessee.
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Claire: Nice sweater. Was it a gift?
Leon: No.
Claire: Really? You paid for that?
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capndragn94 · 1 year
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Adora: This is my Princess Prom guacamole all over again.
Catra: I can't hear that story one more time.
Adora: Well, you're gonna hear it. Because a valuable lesson was learned that horrible day. Oh, when I first mixed it up, it was delicious. Damn near perfect. But I thought I could make it better, you see? And I added more lemon, and... and I added more peppers, and then Sea Hawk said, "Put in salsa." And then I panicked. I put in olives. And pickles. And something called capers. And in the end, in the end, even flies wouldn't land on it.
Catra: YOU STILL ATE IT!
Adora: THAT IS NOT MY POINT!
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Bloo: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through. Mac: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.
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