#source: monty python

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu: Now stand aside!

Tianlang-Jun: ‘Tis but a scratch.

Shen Qingqiu: A scratch?! Your arm’s off!

Tianlang-Jun: No it isn’t.

Shen Qingqiu: *points at his severed arm on the floor* What’s that then?

Tianlang-Jun: ...I’ve had worse.

#source: monty Python #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #tianlang jun

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

If Wally turns out to be E̷V̶I̷L̸:

Poppy: *to the Welcome Home Restoration Committee* Now you lot listen here, he is not the Anti-Christ; he is a very naughty boy! Now go away!

Wally: *sulking in the naughty corner*

#source: monty python #Poppy Partridge #Wally Darling #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Medic “that could of been worse!” Vs Heavy “YOU LOST YOUR LEFT FOOT!?!”

Medic: 'Tis but a scratch!

Heavy: A scratch? Your legs off!

#reply #source: monty python #TF2 Medic #TF2 Heavy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Welcome to my talk about how not to be seen.

Rogue: Behind two of these gravestones are Monk and Paladin. Monk, Paladin, would you two stand up please.

Monk & Paladin: (stand up)

Rogue, immediately shanking them: This demonstrates the importance of not being seen.

#monk #paladin #rogue #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #submission #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect quotes #dnd #mod meme #greatwyrmgold #source: monty python

[imdefyingmavity]

Sean: *shot in the head in Rhodes*

Bill: Is he okay?!

Arthur: Is he....Is he OKAY??! Is he....?!

Arthur: No, Bill! He's not! He's passed on! This boy is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! Once we bury him he'll be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the god damn choir invisible!!

Arthur: THIS IS AN EX-SEAN!!!

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: monty python #rdr2 #sean macguire #bill williamson #arthur morgan

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Rottytops: 'Tis but a scratch!

Sky: A scratch? Your leg's fallen off!

Rottytops: No it hasn't!

[Sky points to Rottytops' leg with a deadpan stare]

Sky: What's that, then?

Rottytops: ...I've had a lot worse.

#shantae #rottytops #sky #incorrect shantae #source: monty python

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote x2

Drayton: Boy, one day, all this... will be yours.

Chop Top: What?- Oh!! The van???

Drayton: No, not the van. You will never get your filthy hands on that, I'm gettin buried with that- I mean the house!

Chop Top: Uh... thats alright bro

~

Chucky: One day son, all this... will be yours.

Glenn: What?, oh, the lovely curtains??

Chucky: No, not the curtains- this knife!!

Glenn: ... oh. really? Its kind of... filthy...

#(modified incorrect quotes 😅) #Incorrect Quote #Incorrect Quotes #Slashers #Slashers Incorrect Quotes #Slashers Incorrect Quote #Drayton Sawyer #Chop Top Sawyer #Chucky #Charles Lee Ray #Glenn Ray #Glenn Valentine #Glenn Ray Valentine #source: monty python

[once-upon-a-incorrect-quote]

Emma: No, no. I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways.

Emma: Firstly, in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

Archie: ...

#ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #emma swan #archie hopper #source: monty python

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Amber: I thought you were dead!

Alfie: I got better.

#house of anubis #sibuna #incorrect sibuna quotes #source: monty python #at least I’m pretty sure #alfie lewis #amber millington #this is def right after she agrees to date him in s1 #incorrect house of anubis quotes #incorrect hoa quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

HAL: Please stop putting fish in your pants. That's not what they mean by "codpiece".

CALIBORN: I DO WHAT I WANT. FAGGOT.

HAL: Yes, you do. I don't know why I possibly would've thought so otherwise.

#source: op on discord #submission #i feel like this could be a monty python skit #shit i just realized that python could be a valid troll name #and is also the name of a dragon in greek mythos #wow this sure is a tangent #f slur #// montie python. send tweet #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #hal strider #lil hal #caliborn

[miae-bee]

Stoick, looking down the town through the window: One day, lad, all this will be yours

Hiccup: What, the curtains?

Stoick: No, not the curtains

#httyd #incorrect quotes #rtte #how to train your dragon #race to the edge #httyd series #hiccup haddock #stoick haddock #stoick the vast #source: monty python and the holy grail

[hellbeast-go-walkies]

Richie: Eddie-baby, when you first started in the...

Eddie: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called 'Eddie-baby'.

(Later)

Richie: I didn't really call you Eddie-baby, did I, sweetie?

Eddie: Don't call me sweetie!

Richie: Can I call you sugar plum?

Eddie: No!

Richie: Pussy cat?

Eddie: No.

Richie: Angel-drawers?

Eddie: No you may not! Now get on with it!

#incorrect quotes #reddie #it 2017 #it 2019 #source: monty python's flying circus

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

If Ronald Dorelaine is the villain:

Dorelaine: I AM YOUR KING!

Julie: Oh, I didn't know we had a king!

Wally: I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Frank: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship!

Dorelaine: *is ignored*

#source: monty python #ronald dorelaine #Julie Joyful #Wally Darling #Frank Frankly #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

#source: monty python #TF2 Spy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[sonictacocat]

Renfield, eating spiders: I'm invincible!

Seward: you're a looney

#source: monty python and the holy grail #dracula #incorrect quotes #dracula daily #thinking about dracula and this popped in my head

[imdefyingmavity]

Dutch, with his arm around John: One day, son, all this will be yours! *gestures to the camp*

John: What, the tents?

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: monty python's holy grail #rdr2 #dutch van der linde #john marston