Jason: And I took that shit personally.
Remus: *sets he house on fire*
Remus: Well, looks like we’re reliving Pompeii.
Virgil: Hey, Princey!
Virgil: You look cute!
Roman: That’s the best compliment anyone’s every given me and I’m going to follow you like a puppy from now on.
Logan: I don’t regret a thing.
Janus: Except that time you and me kiss-
Logan: We won’t be talking about that!
Janus: Alright, jeez. Lover boy.
Logan: You’re pushing it.
Janus: Like you like pushing me onto-
Janus: It’s fun messing with you.
Vision: *wakes Peter from Agatha’s control*
Peter: Scott owes me fifty bucks! I knew other realities existed!
Wanda and Vision: *having simultaneous mental breakdowns*
Peter, without a care in the world: Finally, a place my father’s habit of losing children can’t extend to.
Janus: Oh look, a bitch.
Remus: Darling, that’s a mirror.
Janus: I know.
Remus: I’ll fight you. No hesitation. Don’t make me fight you.
Tony: *After having 4th mental breakdown*
Tony: So anyways, back on my bullshit
Y/N: *off key kazoo to the tune of Final Countdown*
Logan, watching Remus have a mental breakdown: You good?
Remus: I’m dying my hair pink.
Logan: *deep sigh* Remus, please. You’ve dyed your hair six times this week already and it’s only Wednesday.
Lance: Why is Charles glaring at me from all the way over there?
Seb: Oh he’s not glaring at you, don’t be redicul—-
Seb [finally looks over at Charles]: Ok, yeah. He’s definately glaring at you.
Seb: I’m an amazing teammate sadly.
Valtteri: *coming into the kitchen*
Valtteri: *lining up 20 espressos and downing them like shots*
Lewis: Are you okay Valtteri?
Valtteri: *downing his 13 shot* Yes why do you ask?
Lewis: Ah just wondering how your night was…
Lance: *exists near Seb*
Charles: And I took that personally.
Logan: Just for this paper, how do you make Roman cry?
Janus: Just make an angsty reference to Broadway. Hey, Roman?
Roman: rises up Yeah?
Janus: Say hi to God.
Pietro: I’m faster!
Peter: No, I’m faster!
Darcy: Ladies, ladies, you’re both pretty. Now be quiet and let the adults talk or you’re both going in time-out.
Bucky: People are telling me to stop being so aggresive and edgy
Bucky: Buddy, when people will stop being so fucking stupid, then we’ll talk
Lando: When I said “prepare for trouble.”
Lando: I didn’t mean to make it double.
Lando: I just wanted to protect the world from devastation—
Charles: It’s not fair that I’m so beautiful.
Pierre: You want me to agree with you don’t you?
Charles [arms crossed]: Ya think.
The Lost Hero: 6/10, loved the trio but idk just not my favourite:/
Son of Neptune: 10/10, LOVED this one, the trio? Awesome. The plot? Even better. Also my baby Hazel💗
Mark of Athena: 9/10, I loved this one! But the ending tho…😩😩
House of Hades: 1000/10, Im sorry but Percabeth in this book? They jus broke my heart okay🤚🏻, OH AND NICO? 🥺🥺
Blood of Olympus: 3/10, Ya’ll r gonna be mad at me but I’m sorry just wasn’t my fav….I mean cmon the ending? 🤨🤨, BUT LIKE THE START OF SOLANGELO? 💘💘💘💘💘