#source: ninjago

[zootopiathingz]

Luigi: be careful, bro!

Mario: of course! When am I not careful?

Mario: ..don’t answer that, I just realized what I said.

#super mario bros #super mario bros movie #incorrect quotes #incorrect mario quotes #luigi #mario #source: ninjago

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo, planning to rescue Karai from Shredder's imprisonment: We have to save our sister!

Casey: We’re saving a girl?! Is she hot?

April: Casey!

Casey: I just wanna know what we’re getting ourselves into.

Casey, to the Turtles: Does she like hockey players?

Leo, Raph, Donnie & Mikey: BACK OFF!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: ninjago #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #leonardo #donatello #michelangelo #casey jones #karai #april o'neil #shredder

[threemoonwatchers]

Leo: If you had a plan B, now would be the time, Percy!

Percy: I barely had a plan A!

#source: Ninjago #incorrect pjo quotes #Percy Jackson #Leo valdez

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: It was my idea, I should be the one to risk my life for this plan

Mike: No, we can't lose you! I will go instead

Bev: Guys, guys, you're both too valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable, like Richie

Richie: EXCUSE ME-

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #richie tozier #source: ninjago

[ladymiraclewings]

Velvette: Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today. Valentino: Well, I was gonna eat this pizza tomorrow, so if that’s the case. Velvette: No pizza for you !!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: ninjago #velvette #valentino

[moonah-rose]

Hosea: You go on ahead! I'll only slow you all down.

Dutch: No, old girl, you go with the others, I'll stay and hold them off.

Arthur: You're both too valuable to lose! If anyone is gonna sacrifice themselves, it should be someone expendable.

Arthur: Like Marston.

John: Hey!

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: ninjago #rdr2 #hosea matthews #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #john marston #vandermatthews

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno: Be careful, Mista.

Mista: Of course! When am I not careful?

Giorno:

Mista: ...don’t answer that, I just realized what I said.

#jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo part 5 #jjba pt 5 #jojo pt 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #giorno giovanna #guido mista #source: ninjago

[incorrect-slytherin-quotes]

The houses: *fighting someone*

Ravenclaw: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff hold them off while Slytherin and I make the imprint

Hufflepuff: *sarcastically* Oh how nice of you to nominate us

Gryffindor: Yeah, why do you get off with the easy task?!

Ravenclaw: Because I'm the intelligent one!

#incorrect hogwarts quotes #hogwarts houses #ravenclaw #gryffindor #hufflepuff #slytherin #source: ninjago #mod nyx

[incorrecthifirush]

*defending the base*

Chai: YOU…

Peppermint: SHALL…

Macaron: NOT…

CNMN: Be granted permission to traverse beyond this point!

*Chai, Peppermint, and Macaron glance at CNMN*

#hi-fi rush #Chai #Peppermint #Macaron #CNMN #source: ninjago

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Bolo: If you had a plan B, now would be a good time, Rotty!

Rottytops: I barely had a plan A!

#shantae #bolo #rottytops #incorrect shantae #source: ninjago

[optimusprime3000]

Blackberry: Be careful, Adventurer!

Adventurer: Of course! When am I not careful?

Adventurer: ..don't answer that, I just realized what I said.

#cookie run #blackberry cookie #adventurer cookie #adventurer x blackberry #advenberry #incorrect quotes #source: ninjago

[fanficlerontheroof]

macaque: why would you touch the scary picture WUKONG

sun wukong: I didn't know it would do that MACAQUE

mk: *freaking out in the background bcus the picture is leaking its not meant to do that-*

#source: ninjago #lego monkie kid #lmk #incorrect quotes #shadowpeaches #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk mk

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Me and Mikey will help you get away, while Raph and Casey keep him busy!

Raph: Wow, that's honorable of you to nominate us.

Casey: Yeah, we didn't fair so hot last time, why is that you get off with the easy task?!

Donnie: Because I'm the intelligent one!

#thank you for the submission <3 #submission #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: ninjago #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #michelangelo #raphael #casey jones

[threemoonwatchers]

Annabeth, studying with Percy, looking at a photo of an ancient painting: Someone leaping upwards, someone kicking backwards, someone turning, someone rotating quickly.

Percy, who definitely listened to The Fold at some point: So these guys would just. jump up, kick back, whip around, and spin?

#source: Ninjago #I wanted to use that part for a meme so badly #so I did it #Percabeth #Percy Jackson #Annabeth chase #incorrect pjo quotes

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Bree: It was my idea, I should be the one to risk my life for this plan.

William: No, we can’t lose you! I will go instead.

Alice: Guys, guys, your both to valuable to risk. It should be someone expendable, life Sel.

Sel: EXCUSE ME-

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #selwyn kane #alice chen #source: ninjago #william sitterson #bree matthews

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

(a couple few decades after the events of Throne of Bhaal)

Ahsdale: You ruined my life!

Cernd: That's not true, I wasn't even a part of your life! How could I ruin it? I wasn't even there!

#source: ninjago #and the father of the year award goes to...anyone but Cernd #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 2 #bg2 #cernd