#source: no idea

[filmyocean]

Steve, in line at a coffee shop: Hi, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven shots of espresso? Eddie, right behind him: Jesus Christ, Harrington. Just do cocaine

#source: no idea #steve harrington is tired mother #eddie is the hubbie he needs #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie incorrect quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #stranger things #stranger things vol 2

[inprogress-predicament]

Jason, storming into the Batcave: BRUCE! Get your demon.

Bruce, not looking up: Damain, let go of Jason. It's past your bed time.

Damian, clinging to Jason's torso: Not until he says it.

Bruce: Jason, say it.

Dick: What does he want you to say?

Damian: Todd is the only one who refuses to wish me a goodnight. I deserve to be Good Night'ed

#Jason todd #damian wayne al ghul #I head canon that while it took a while for Damian to learn the ins and outs of the Wayne family emotional support system #Now that he has a grasp on it #He will demand to receive every part of it #Bruce was held hostage once for a bed time story #Bruce wayne #Dick grayson #Batman #Dc comics #Wayne family #Incorrect quotes #Source: no idea #I've decided that I will be creating a “Damian learns how to have siblings” series.

[cosmosinfinity23]

Sam: If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who’d it be?

Castiel: Alive.

#spn #castiel #sam winchester #supernatural #incorrect quotes #source: no idea #but I laughed to myself so #cosmos talks

[thehandymen]

i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

#this is about hell's paradise btw #i know this is such an overdone trope but idc idc #'gabimaru the hollow' well your wife would object to that. #i haven't read the manga #so no idea how well mappa adapted the source material #but the way gabimaru's marriage is first portrayed #compared to after he has his big realization #was SOOOOOOO insane #oh this is also about buddy daddies too #buddy daddies #suwa rei #gabimaru #gabimaru the hollow #hell's paradise #jigokuraku #anime

[thornshadowwolf]

In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.

Edit: this is blowing up so I just wanted to add (haha ad) that this was my "reasonable request" I also think there should be way more and way stricter laws around all advertising in general. I think most advertising as we know it today should be abolished.

#ThornShadow.said #advertising #edit: I also have this sick pin on my jacket that has a “no” symbol with ads #and text that says 'abolish advertising in the media // replace this source of funding with government funding based on independent ratings' #not my idea but now that it's been presented to me it doesn't sound bad #like there are film funds and art funds and whatnot

[ruushes]

consulting the giving-yourself-a-superhero-name expert 💀🗡️

#nox #wyll ravengard #bg3 #screaming crying throwing up trying to develop a quicker style and somehow still ending up w a light source and a background #me getting this dialog like ‘oh i have a cute idea I’ll make it really quick :0)’ EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER #my art

[chubs-deuce]

Alastor may dislike new age tech but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his sources lol

#hazbin hotel #alastor #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel alastor #digital fanart #digital art #fanart #art #my art #I just like the idea of Velvette keeping him in the loop with online drama and new age lingo #you can hardly manipulate people effectively if you can't fucking understand half of their slang after all #Velvette likes that he can keep up with her wit and is just as much of a judgy gossip as she is - Alastor finds her brash attitude amusing #he also has sources she doesn't so it's always nice to exchange information every once in a while over some tea/coffee #plus it's funny to hang out with your roommie's main source of hateboners bc he's actually pretty chill

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper—

Clark: Spiders?

Bruce: Spiders it is, then.

Clark: No, that wasn't—

Bruce: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

#source: incorrect quotes ideas #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #justice league #batfamily #batfam #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect justice league quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw arachnophobia #tw food mention

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fig faeth #ruben hopclap #lucy frostblade #the rat grinders #adaine abernant #kipperlilly copperkettle #watching fig terrorize him like girl!!! we don’t even know if he’s guilty!!!! #this might just be for me but i do not think 5 teenagers willingly brutally killed their friend idk #like there just has to be some other element to it and i am very scared to find out what that was #what if they were put in a position where they felt there was/there was no other choice… like oh my god #my comedy brain is having fun but my ‘this is a teenager’ brain is in such deep distress all the time this season #the rat grinders i trust brennan to not make u cartoonishly evil so i am holding u as gently as i can in my confused shaky hands #also with the devil’s nectar i’ve been wondering why they all seem so well-adjusted & now i’m curious if they’ve been intentionally- #changing their memories in a way so that either the trauma is lesser or they think they aren’t guilty. idk #but it seems like from how gertie was talking she was making it more recently so the well adjustedness from early jy doesn’t quite add up #they could have another source maybe??? idk i’m just low stakes 4 a.m. spitballing here #there’s also the strong possibility that they’re aware of what happened but they weren’t the ones who killed lucy. idk who knows #the way you could probably devil’s nectar yourself into believing it wasn’t your fault someone died… CRAZY IMPLICATIONS!!! CRAZY IDEA!!! #anyways the bad kids & the rat grinders don’t ever have to like each other but i do wonder if at least some of those kids deserve a chance

[chriskotiesen]

a fragment of a dream I had in 2013

#I'm finding that my dream journal is a very good source of inspiration for surreal illustration ideas #it's an old dream but my written entry is pretty detailed and I remember the vibe #dreams #surreal #illustration #digital art

[lotus-pear]

old dazai lighting practice i found in my drafts that i have no intention of finishing so u guys can have it

#bro this is so fucking old u can tell bc i had no idea how to draw hands💀💀😭 #still looks ok tho i think. i genuinely had no idea where the light source was while i was doing this #btw this was my attempt at painting if u guys were wondering if i only knew how to do cell shading😍😍 ur incorrect! i can render!! (poorly) #october me was a different artist forreal #also ignore that little doodle off to the side i was testing out a pen #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #lotus draws

[filmyocean]

Poe: Remember how I said Finn, Rey and I were going to have a calm night out for once?

Leia: …Yes

Poe: Well, we’re in jail

Leia: *hangs up*

#source: no idea #poe dameron x reader #poe dameron #poe dameron incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars sequal trilogy #poe dameron imagine #finn (star wars) #finn star wars #rey #leia organa #star wars #affie quoting

[sergle]

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

#reblogs would of course be appreciated #kittens #cats #sergle.txt #WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN EVERYBODY LAST TIME IT WAS CHALUPA NOW IT'S TWITCH AND CHAT #please please please take these cats from me I swear to god. you will love them. something clicked in their heads and now they LOVE people. #I'm telling you right now that adopting cats as a Set is the best idea. there's no better way to have two cats that Get Along #and you get to watch them play. and bc they keep eachother company they can handle being left alone for chunks of time #Chalupa really needed all hands on deck but I actually think someone who works full-time could have these two no problem #because they keep themselves occupied if you leave them alone but are ecstatic when you're around #source: they are upstairs rn to keep them separate from our Resident Cats and I hear them galloping around all the time while they play.

[floating-on-avalon]

Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I

#bbc merlin #merlin #foa has ideas #gwen merlin #guinevere #arthur pendragon #merthur #gwencelot #source: will and grace

[lacnunga]

my favourite etymology post edit

#i cannot tell if this is a stilted but genuine thanks for bandying around ideas #or a snide comment on lack of sources #but it is funny

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

#I would like to think ARTHUR and all the knights are sitting in swivels chairs waiting to be mentioned as an excuse only to turn around #the fact that Arthur and Gwaine stay up waiting for him too #SORRY IM #so sorry #BASED ON FUNNY POST #BRILLIANT #I got the idea from I post I saw a while back -> #source: incorrect stranger things quotes #merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #gwaine #merthur incorrect quotes #incorrect merlin quotes