#source: oopsprompts

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: You met me yesterday.

Rum Tum Tugger: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.

#cats the musical #mister mistoffelees #rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees #incorrect quotes #source: oopsprompts

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Raine: If we’re going to go to this party, you absolutely cannot bite anyone.

Eda: What if they’re bigots?

Raine:

Raine: OK, you can bite some people.

#incorrect toh quotes #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #raeda #incorrect-songbird-quotes does not condone biting for any reason and does not recommend this advice be applied in real life #source: oopsprompts

[incorrectringsofpower]

Durin IV: I'm going to strangle you.

Elrond: You're not tall eno--where did you get that stepstool?

#trop #the rings of power #durin iv #elrond #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: oopsprompts #lotr

[beatlesdiscord]

George, meditating: the most important part of this technique is total relaxation

Paul: that's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person

#george harrison #paul mccartney #the beatles #source: oopsprompts

[hyperfixation-hideout]

this was too close to canon not to do

#source: oopsprompts #rwby incorrect quotes #emerald sustrai #oscar pine #emerald city siblings #rwby8 #quinpost #another from the drafts ✌

[sariahsue]

Cat Noir: I would die for you.

Ladybug: Yeah, but you won’t shut up for me, will you?

#ladynoir #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #mlb #source: oopsprompts #incorrect quotes

[incorrectinthenetherworld]

Balam: The most important part of this technique is total relaxation.

Kalego: That's fundamentally incompatible with who I am as a person.

#mairimashita! iruma kun #welcome to demon school iruma kun #balam shichiro #naberius kalego #source: oopsprompts

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: Why would you give a knife to Warlock???

Rogue: They felt unsafe.

Paladin: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Rogue: Would you like a knife?

#incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #dungeons and dragons #dnd #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd class quotes #dnd homebrew #rogue #paladin #warlock #mod kan #source: tumblr #source: oopsprompts

[nixariel]

#my edit #text post meme #tmnt 2003 #karai #dr. chaplin #incorrect quotes #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: oopsprompts #ah yes one of chaplin's lesser-known inventions: the invisible strap #no joke #both karai and chaplin's hands move like there are straps on that backpack and yet no strap ever actually appears in their hands #magitek powerpack is VERY magic XDD #nixariel

[incorrect-elisabeth-quotes]

Dr. Seeburger: “And what do we say to the god of death?”

Elisabeth: “‘Well, if you insist’?”

Dr. Seeburger: “No!”

#source: oopsprompts #incorrect elisabeth das musical quotes #Elisabeth das Musical

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: You’re always focusing on what annoying thing I did. I think I deserve a little credit for all the annoying things I could’ve done, but chose not to. 

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Edgar Swansea #source: oopsprompts

[emmikay]

Someone: That thing is literally an emissary of the devil.

Rum Tum Tugger: (cuddling Mistoffelees) Yeah but we’re legally married now, so suck it.

#cats the musical #rum tum tugger #mister mistoffelees #cryptid misto #tuggoffelees #incorrect quotes #source: oopsprompts

[incorrect-songbird-quotes]

Young Eda: You met me yesterday.

Young Raine: Yes, and I would die for you. Next question.

#incorrect toh quotes #raine whispers #eda clawthorne #raeda #source: oopsprompts

[demons-incorrect-alw]

The Rum Tum Tugger: *to Old Deuteronomy* Look dad, I love you deeply, but I also have an irresistible compulsion to be as obnoxious as possible.

#source: oopsprompts #the rum tum tugger #old deuteronomy #cats the musical #incorrect quotes

[hxuse-xf-black]

Lucius: I'm a businessman.

Mad-Eye: You're a menace!

Lucius: I can be both.

#source: oopsprompts #lucius malfoy #mad eye moody #alastor moody #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect death eaters #incorrect death eater quotes #incorrect slytherin quotes #slytherin #auror's office

[hyperfixation-hideout]

#cinder fall #rwby8 #rwby incorrect quotes #source: oopsprompts #quinpost