#source: original

[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: Wanna fuck? Janus: You could be a bit more magical in how you've asked that. Would you like to try again? Remus: ...Alakazam, let me slam? Janus: Oh, of COURSE! Remus: Really?! Janus: No.

#sanders sides #remus sanders #janus sanders #deceit sanders #demus #dukeceit #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #source: original #source: shrek

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Wei Wuxian: Am I proud of my choices? No.

Wei Wuxian: Do I regret my choices…

Wei Wuxian: Also no.

#source: original #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

#incorrect bg3 quotes #bg3 #wyll ravengard #astarion #gale of waterdeep #lae'zel #shadowheart #karlach #bg3 spoilers #incorrect quotes #bloodweave #high rollers dnd #neil newbon #theo solomon #tim downie #samantha beart #devora wilde #jennifer english #marks and rec misc #source: original

[greenapplebling]

Damian:

Tim:

Damian:

Tim:

Damian: ... *opens his arms*

Tim:

Tim: *sighs*

Tim: *helps Damian up to get to a tall shelf*

Damian, now down: *hasitates*... Thanks *leaves*

Dick: I don't know if I should be mad that you helped him get something Alfred has forbidden or happy you two had such a nice interaction for once

Jason, pinching his arm repeatedly: Talk for yourself, that felt surreal to me

#dc #tim drake #jason todd #batman #batfam #dick grayson #robin #damian wayne #batfamily #nightwing #red hood #red robin #batkids #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #source: original

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal.

Dick: ...Explain.

Jason: Well, if I'm legally dead, then I'm illegally alive, therefore: crime lord.

Dick: ...That's not— that—

Tim: No, the logic is sound.

#submitted by amandafredlovesmusic #source: original #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #submission #tw death mention

[blue-rose-soul]

Vaggie: Alastor, what the hell!?

Charlie: You can't hit a kid!

Alastor: That child was acting like an insufferable brat. Someone had to set it straight.

Charlie: It doesn't matter! You don't hit kids, that's no way to teach them to behave!

Alastor: Well, that's how I was raised.

Vaggie: Who the hell raised you?

Alastor: My mother's murderer.

Charlie: ...

Vaggie: ...

Everyone else in the hotel: ...

Husk: ...Yup, that tracks.

Alastor: ??? :)

#incorrect quotes #source: original #Hazbin Hotel #Vaggie #Charlie Morningstar #Alastor #Husk (Hazbin Hotel) #child abuse cw #based on my hc backstory for Alastor #where the man who murdered Alastor's mom took Alastor in out of a sick sense of guilt and Alastor later murdered him #thank you to tumblr user proshipper on ship for helping me come up with it #the kid they're talking about is a cannibal kid who did something rude like putting gum in someone's hair or something like that

[incorrecttwsted]

Submitted by Anonymous

#twisted wonderland #twst #epel felmier #rook hunt #vil schoenheit #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #incorrect twst #source: original

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Richie: are you mad at me :(

Pete: why would I be mad at you?

Richie: you didn't boop me back

Pete: oh my god

#source: original #boop #april fools #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #pete spankoffski #april fools day

[incorrectdwpquotes]

Andy: [convinces Miranda to stay at a haunted hotel, but nothing supernatural happens]

Miranda: That was a waste of our time.

The ghosts: No way am I haunting her. She scares me.

#the devil wears prada #incorrect quotes #incorrect dwp quotes #andy sachs #miranda priestly #mirandy #source: original

[incorrect-star-allies]

Dark Meta Knight: Remember, if you need to bury a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up.

Taranza:

Dark Meta Knight: What? You ASKED me for gardening tips.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect kirby quotes #incorrect star allies #kirby series #dark meta knight #taranza #source: original #(sorta)

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Mobei Jun: Qinghua.

Shang Qinghua: Yes my king?

Mobei Jun: Your hand is very low on my back.

Shang Qinghua, panicking: I’m so sorry my king! I’ll-

Mobei Jun: Move it lower.

Shang Qinghua:

Shang Qinghua: ……Oh.

#source: original #incorrect quotes #incorrect scum villian #svsss #scum villian’s self saving system #shang qinghua #mobei Jun #moshang #from the creator of Moboob Jun we are pleased to announce Mobutt Jun

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2479

(Nadolig llawen, ghoul boy. 🐴💀🎄)

#ryan bergara #ghost files #watcher #incorrect quotes #mari lwyd #ghoul boys #christmas #wales #cymru #marks and rec misc #watcher entertainment #source: original #bfu #i guess mari lwyd got good at imitating mari's voice idk lol

[faefaye]

#lord of the mysteries #lotm #lord of mysteries #klein moretti #lotm meme #source: original #art is official lotm

[thattheater-kid]

Hazbin Hotel as out of context shit my family has said

Adam: Enjoy the month, skittle. How about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow?

———

Husk: Charlie bought Chef Boyardee.

Angel: Chef Boyardeez nuts.

Husk: Low hanging fruit, man.

———

Alastor: Wow, you look divorced.

Lucifer: Thanks, asshole.

———

Lucifer: Why didn’t they do the Lunar Faire for the summer solstice?

Charlie: Because it’s a lunar thing?

Lucifer: Oh yeah. This is why you’re the one running a hotel.

———

Niffty: We’re gonna try all the colors on you! Like a rainbow!

Angel: That suits me very well.

———

Adam: Nature is for lesbians!

———

Vox: Velvette, don’t call Val a bald-headed dipshit.

———

*in text*

Vaggie: I wanted to make myself abundantly clear.

Adam (one day later): You’re abundantly queer.

Vaggie: Took you a whole day to come up with that one?

#source: original #source: my family #all of these are things that have been said in my household #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel Charlie #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel niffty #‘how about you taste these nuts instead of the rainbow’ and ‘chef boyardeez nuts’ are very obviously the same person irl #those were both my brother lol

[batimshiptposts]

Henry: Could I please have your undivided attention.

Wally: Best I can do is 2/5ths.

#bendy and the ink machine #batim #henry stein #wally franks #source: original #he just like me fr

[reaperlight]

Carnage [to Venom]: That's your host? This pathetic sweaty human? Have some dignity, father. I would never fall for a loser like that.

Also Carnage: Cletus, please pay attention to me. 🥺

#venom #carnage #kasbiote #symbrock #the unholy trinity #shriekingcarnage #venom let there be carnage #cletus kasady #eddie brock #venom crack #incorrect venom quotes #incorrect quotes #source: original #comedy #headcanon #headcanons