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qsmpincorrect · 2 days
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Phil: If i were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Jaiden: Bleach.
Cellbit: Sewage.
Phil: Alright, please calm down, edgelords.
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Meta Knight: I'm not doing to well.
Bandana Dee: What's wrong?
Meta Knight: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Marx enters the room*
Meta Knight: There it is again.
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ecoamerica · 20 days
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Dean: you've got to learn to love yourself
Cas: but don't you hate yourself?
Dean: yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused
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Ed, at Izzy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone, leaving: Of course.
Ed, leaning over Izzy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Izzy: Yeah, no shit.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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Jason: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Y/n: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Jason: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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Caitlyn: Our relationship is strictly professional.
Vi, sitting on Caitlyn’s lap: Absolutely. Only on business.
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incorrectdwpquotes · 5 months
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Miranda: Come on, Nigel. Nobody actually believes that Andrea is in love with me. Nigel, to the Runway crew: Raise your hand if you think that Andy is helplessly in love with Miranda. [Everyone raises their hand] Miranda: Andrea, put your hand down.
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Jaskier: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Geralt: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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fWhip: I would do anything for money.
*later*
fWhip, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
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the-herdier · 9 days
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Darry: What did you two do?
Soda:
Ponyboy:
Darry: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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ecoamerica · 20 days
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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared
The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!
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qsmpincorrect · 1 day
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Phil, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Baghera, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Jaiden, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Carre, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Taranza: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.
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Luka: *speaking Croatian*
Ramos: I know, I know.
Cristiano: You speak Croatian?
Ramos: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Luka speaks.
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Lucius: Good morning
Stede: Ed and I are gonna try using our opposite hands today
Lucius:
Lucius: One. I just want one normal day.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Nico: Hey Will, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.
Will, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Nico: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Solace!
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