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freelancecryptid · a month ago
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*Dr Doofenshmirtz voice* you see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, my mother was pushed off a cliff by a pack of dalmatians
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foeofcolor · a month ago
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Only day you can rb this
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geeko-sapiens · a month ago
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"You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was young, my mother sent a pack of dalmatians to chase me off a cliff. Er...my adopted mother. Not my real mother, obviously, she left before I was born. My adopted mother wasn't very nice either. Anyway, Perry the Platypus, that's why I invented this: the Dalmatian-Destroy-Inator! With a push of this button, this machine will...erase the spots of every dalmatian in the tri-state area! They'll just look like dumb white dogs! They'll be too embarrassed to ever go outside again! AHAHAHA!"
"What? Skin them? That sounds a little messed up, Perry the Platypus. More than a little actually, is this overwork stress or something? I have been making a few extra inators lately, I've just had a little more spare time - look, do you need a break? We can do this tomorrow if you want, I'll let you go, you'll just have to walk into the same trap again tomorrow, it's only fair."
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permit-the-clod · 3 months ago
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bow before perry, our asexual king
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A platypus from Phineas and Ferb says "LGBTQ+ rights!"?
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the-meme-monarch · a month ago
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phineas and ferb pride month episode dr doofenschmirtz be like ‘i have invented: the homophobia-eradicator-inator! despite its name it’s actually made to eradicate all bigotry in general. I’m trying to be a good ally perry the platypus.’ and perry is like actually maybe i won’t stop him
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fuckyeahasexual · 3 months ago
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Platypus perry from phineas and ferb being confirmed as asexual by one of the creators isnt something i had anticipated but i love it
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ghostlyteatime · 22 days ago
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around a year ago i had a dream that buford from phineas and ferb came out to me as a trans man.
in honor of that i immediately made this and thought i should share it here:
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Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb says "LGBTQ+ rights!"
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onebadnoodle · 2 months ago
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104 days of summer vacation
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sofia-not-sophie · a month ago
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They have the same outfit.
Discuss.
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rockbellautomail · 3 years ago
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Ed: If I had a dollar for every time a Xingese prince and his bodyguard broke into my room, I'd have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Shiro: If I had a nickel for every time I was abducted by aliens, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
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marauders4evr · 2 months ago
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A Disney movie about a boy who loves science but has a terrible homelife. He's overshadowed by his sibling, he's forced to protect his family, he loses his childhood best friend, he's bullied, he's disowned and briefly raised by another family, and he emigrates to a new country. He goes to college with a professor who he's constantly trying to impress. He briefly dates a few people, even a celebrity, but it doesn't work out. He gets married and swiftly gets divorced, but is still there for his daughter. He becomes an artist. Tries selling food, tries being a magician, tries being a poet. Mostly, he tries to invent. He loves inventing. He eventually starts his own business. He devotes his life to proving himself through these inventions. He slowly loses his sanity but he keeps moving forward. He keeps inventing. He gets his picture taken. He suddenly finds himself facing a teal platypus with a fedora. And that is when the film gets good.
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ultranerdygirl · 2 years ago
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Roman: You see, our parents fell in love at a royal ball and today is their anniversary...
Deceit: B to the O-R-I-N-G.
Remus: *holds up a mace in a vaguely threatening manner*
Roman: Not yet, Remus.
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spicymochi · 23 days ago
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stickers of a semiaquatic secret agent will be in my shop update later this week!
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