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overheard-at-hogwarts · 10 months ago
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Hermione: Can you do something for me?
Ron: Of course.
Hermione: ...And can you do a good job on it?
Ron: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're changing the whole deal here!
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 4 months ago
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Bard: It’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket.
Rogue: I look rad.
Bard: You look pallid and sick.
Rogue: Sick as fuck.
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rwbybutincorrect · 6 days ago
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Ruby: I’m stronger now than I’ve ever been in my life.
Jaune: Are you emotionally strong?
Ruby: Yes. I can cry VERY loudly.
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incorrectbatfamquotes · 4 months ago
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Wally West: Just ask Kori out already. The worst she can say is "no".
Dick Grayson: Yeah, but that would be devastating.
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lesbian-deadpool · 8 months ago
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Natasha: Can you do something for me?
Y/N: Of course.
Natasha: And can you do a good job on it?
Y/N: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're changing the whole deal here.
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smashing-quotes · a month ago
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Joker: You can thank me later.
Inkling: But you haven’t done anything!
Joker: Which is why I can't accept your thanks right now.
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Wanda: I’m very unsure of stuff right now.
Agnes: When’s the last time you felt sure of stuff?
Wanda: To be honest, I’m not really sure.
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cloud-ya · 28 days ago
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Tesla: Am I a joke to you?
Einstein: You're many things to me.
Einstein: A joke is just one of them.
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incorrect-hololive · 3 months ago
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Kiara: It’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket.
Calli: I look rad.
Ina: You look pallid and sick.
Calli: Sick as fuck.
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superdogbiter · 2 months ago
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Loki:”Are my ideas bad?”
Mobius:”Your ideas are great,they just have terrible results”
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f1incorrects · 6 months ago
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[after losing out on pole]
Max: Nothing good will ever happen again!
[twelve seconds later]
Max: So far, my theory has been confirmed.
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overheard-at-hogwarts · 11 months ago
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[after losing a Quidditch match]
Oliver: Nothing good will ever happen again!
[twelve seconds later]
Oliver: So far, my theory has been confirmed.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 4 months ago
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Fighter: I’m stronger now than I’ve ever been in my life.
Monk: Are you emotionally strong?
Fighter: Yes. I can cry VERY loudly.
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rwbybutincorrect · 4 months ago
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Sun: It’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket
Blake: I look rad.
Sun: You look pallid and sick.
Blake: Sick as fuck.
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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 3 months ago
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Peach: It’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket.
Joker: I look rad.
Peach: You look pallid and sick.
Joker: Sick as fuck.
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incorrectnostraightroads · 3 months ago
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Tatiana: I need to forget the past. Get a fresh start.
Tatiana: Neon, how's your mindwipe machine coming along?
Neon J.: It's still just vodka.
Tatiana: I’m still cool with that.
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misquotedladybug · a month ago
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Chloé: I just need beauty and wealth.
Adrien: What about friends?
Chloé: They can be beautiful and wealthy too, yes.
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the-black-bulls · 6 months ago
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Luck: Life is weird.
Gauche: Yeah...
Finral: That's because you guys do weird shit all the time.
Magna: We weren't complaining!
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incorrectfmaquotes · 12 months ago
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Ling: Do you think we were friends in another life?
Ed: We’re not even friends in this life.
Ling: Yeah, that’s why I said “another life”, dumbass.
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