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incorrect-spiderverse · 9 months
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*Miles, Pavitr, Hobie, and Gwen chatting*
Spot: "What do you think you’re doing?"
Miles: "We’re TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little."
Pavitr: "Yeah! Team ears only."
Spot: " We’re in the middle of a fight!"
Hobie: "And we’re in the middle of a conversation! What don’t you get about that?"
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incorrectbatfam · 4 months
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Dick: Come on Bruce, let's raise the roof!
Bruce: Why? Is there something wrong with it?
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legendofzoodles · 6 months
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Wind: We can handle it, hang back if you wish.
Ravio: Don't you worry, I've had my fair share of tussles.
Wind: Like the mushroom?
Hyrule: Those are truffles.
Wind: Like the sprout?
Twilight: Those are brussels.
Wind: Like the trout?
Legend: THAT'S A FISH!
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itspipesmclean · 1 year
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will: i think something's wrong with nico. lately, he's been quiet, antisocial, and moody
percy: ...have you ever met nico?
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Anakin: They don’t give out medals for almost.
Ahsoka: They do, and they’re called silver!
Anakin: ......
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smh0217 · 26 days
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*Aizawa grunts in frustration after class 1-A and 1-B have a massive food fight in one of the dorms and all of the student’s laughter can be heard*
Yagi: Let it go.
Aizawa, sighs: They’re supposed to be the next generation of pro heroes! The protectors of the world!
Yagi: And they will be. But right now they are still children. So why not let them play the part?
*Yagi begins to walk away with a solemn look on his face*
Yagi: After all, it isn’t a role they will have forever…
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 30 days
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Karkat: IF YOU WERE ON MY TEAM, I WOULD SHOOT YOU
Eridan: if i wwas on your team, i wwould shoot myself
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the-black-bulls · 8 months
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Langris: Hey, Black Bulls! What do you think you're doing?
Vaneessa: We're TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little.
Grey: Yeah.
Nero: Team ears only.
Langris: We're in the middle of a crisis!
Zora: And we're in the middle of a conversation. What don't you get about that?
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danganronpafakes · 4 months
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Keebo: Great! The gang's all here! Now we can die together!
Source: RWBY ("Players and Pieces")
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Silco: How do you “accidentally” burn down half a city?
Jinx: Beats me, it all happened so fast.
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Three: I guess I just never saw you as much of a fighter.
Marie: I admit I fancy myself more of an intellectual, but I can assure you, as an Agent, I've had my fair share of tussles.
Eight: (Tilting her head in confusion) Like the mushroom?
Four: (Leaning over) Those are truffles.
Eight: (Still scratching her head in befuddlement) Like the sprout?
Three: (Also leaning over) Those are Brussels.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 8 months
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Miguel: "If you were one of my men, I'd have you shot."
Hobie: "If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself."
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starlightshadowsworld · 3 months
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Moonlit Butterfly AU
Yosano: pokes Atsushi your it! Runs off
Atsushi: Hey, no fair! Runs after her
Soilder: about to stop them.
Shunzen: Leave them be. We're all taking a break.
Soilder: rolls his eyes They're supposed to be the heroes of the world. Not running around like children.
Shunzen: deep calming breathe And they will be. But they're still children, abilities or not. So why not let them play the part while they still can?
Soilder: Tch fine. You can't protect them forever you know.
Shunzen: I know looks at them both fondly but I will while I still can.
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legendofzoodles · 1 year
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Warriors: [angrily] You call that ‘handling Wild’? The town bank is on fire!
Twilight: [calmly] It’s very hard to handle a force of nature.
Warriors: If you were one of my men I’d have you hanged!
Twilight: If I was one of your men I’d hang myself. 
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incorrect-kaishinshi · 3 months
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Kaito: I think something's wrong with Shiho-chan. Lately, she's been quiet, antisocial, and moody.
Sonoko: Have you ever met Shiho?
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As for me, I’ll do what I do best! Lie, steal, cheat, and survive!
—Rogue, moments before being eaten by a dragon
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