#source: sam and cat

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: My skull feels a little sore.

Kate, pretending to be their nurse: Ah, yes. That’s because your head was impacted by the verdiginal… oompa-loompa.

Y/N:

Y/N: Oh my. That sounds serious.

Kate: Thank you.

#source: sam and cat #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #kate bishop x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: Ooh, you want a piece of me?!

Raph: Yes!

Leo, stopping them from fighting: Careful!

Mikey: Karai had three years of jujitsu!

Raph: I don’t care what religion she is.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: sam and cat #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #michelangelo #raphael #karai

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Karlach and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Wyll: *sighing* What did she do?

Shadowheart: She chased him to the next red light, reached into his window and-

Karlach, walking in: Who wants a steering wheel?

#source: sam and cat #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard #bg3 karlach #karlach cliffgate

[thattheater-kid]

Niffty: What are the states where Alastor can’t go? Arizona, Utah, and Ohio!

Charlie: Oh my!

Niffty: There’s three more states where Al can’t be. Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee!

Alastor: I’m also not welcome in Europe.

#btw there are definitely NUMEROUS verses of this song #these cannot be the only places with warrants out for his arrest #source: sam and cat #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel niffty #hazbin hotel charlie #has someone done this already #idrc tbh

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Taco Truck owner: Hey! Aren’t you Shigaraki?

Shigaraki: Are you a hero?

Taco Truck Owner: No.

Shigaraki: Yeah I’m Shigaraki.

#source: sam and cat #shigaraki tomura #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #league of villains

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: I’m sorry I ate your skittles. Natasha: I’m sorry I pushed you off the bench. Peter: It’s okay. Peter: Wait. When did you— Natasha: [pushes Peter off the bench]

#source: sam and cat #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #black widow #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #mama spider #incorrect spiderman quotes

[incorrecttwsted]

#twisted wonderland #twst #kalim al asim #idia shroud #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland #incorrect twst #source: sam and cat

[incorrect-malfoys]

Auror: What's your names?

Draco, whispering: Do I tell them my real name?

Lucius: No

Draco: Alright! I'm... Lucius Malfoy

#incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #source: sam and cat #HP Fandom

[incorrect-losers]

Dean: Hey! Aren’t you Richie Tozier? “The funs just beginning”

Richie: Are you a clown?

Dean: No

Richie: Yeah, I’m Richie Tozier

#y’all remember the skateboard kid right? #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #dean it chapter 2 #richie tozier #source: sam and cat

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Hey Ruby, wanna know a secret?

Ruby: Okay!

Weiss: [leans in and kisses Ruby before leaving]

Ruby: But what is the secret?!

#source: sam and cat #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #incorrect quotes #whiterose #white rose #ice flower #ruby rose #weiss schnee #ruby x weiss

[emilyrox]

Alastor: We just got paid 60 bucks!

Charlie: Woo! That means I get 30! :D

Alastor: Rightrightright

Alastor: Okay, so, here's 10 for you

Charlie: 10 for me

Alastor: And 5 and 5 makes another 10

Charlie: 5 and 5 plus the first 10

Alastor: And-

Alastor: Wait-here, you just take a 20

Charlie: K, 20

Alastor: Then give me back the 10 and one 5

Charlie: K, 10 and one 5

Alastor: And-

Alastor: Ugh, sorry, give me back the 20

Charlie: Okay...

Alastor: Which leave you with...

Charlie: 5

Alastor: Right

Alastor: So I take the 5

Charlie: Yep

Alastor: And you pay me the rest when you can

Charlie: I'll get it to you next week

Alastor: Great :D

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #charlie moringstar #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source: sam and cat

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: Yeah, nothing's cooler than fireworks, right, guys?

Kate: Totally!

Riri: Yeah!

Y/N: Unless one of the fireworks lands on your pet and kills it.

Peter: That could never happen.

Y/N: In theory, it could.

#source: sam and cat #peter parker #peter parker incorrect quotes #spider man #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #riri williams #riri williams incorrect quotes #avengers x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Jason & Artemis: (audibly screaming from another room)

Tim: Oh, my god! That's Jason and Artemis!

Cassie: They're gonna kill each other! DON'T BLEED ON MY MOM'S COUCH!

Jason & Artemis: (watching a boxing match on TV and cheering)

Tim & Cassie: (run inside)

Jason: Oh, hey! You're back!

Tim: Whoa... we thought you guys were fighting.

Artemis: Fighting? Us?

Jason: Why would we be fighting?

Cassie: Well, you're both anti-social misfits filled with anger and rage.

#incorrect comic book quotes #batfam #wonderfam #jason todd #artemis bana mighdall #tim drake #cassie sandsmark #source: sam and cat

[incorrectlytwilight]

[Jacob and Seth were on patrol, and Jacob lost Seth]

Jacob: Leah… I just want you to know, if we don’t find Seth, I’m gonna feel really bad.

Leah, stepping towards him threateningly: No Jacob, if we can’t find Seth, you won’t feel anything.

Jacob:

Jacob: Aw, thanks Leah.

#Twilight #Incorrect Twilight Quotes #Jacob Black #Leah Clearwater #Source: Sam and Cat

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Richie: Hey Max, wanna know a secret? Max: Okay! Richie: [leans in and kisses Max before walking off] Max: But what is the secret?!

#source: sam and cat #source: victorious #it was used in both #i really want art of this pls #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #incorrect quotes #incorrect npmd quotes #incorrect michie quotes

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Dick: is that my toothbrush?

Jason: would i have a toothbrush that did this?

*music starts playing from the toothbrush and dick starts dancing*

#DC #Batfam #Dick Grayson #Nightwing #Jason Todd #Red Hood #incorrect quotes #source: Sam and Cat