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uncorrectintamed · 2 months
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Jiang Cheng: I can't believe you just ran off on your own like that!
Wei Wuxian: Really? What part of that was out of character for me?
Jiang Cheng: ...fair enough.
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Wei Wuxian: *beating the absolute shit out of some Jin guards*
MianMian: Is he gonna be alright?
Lan Wangji: Ah, just let him work it out of his system. He’ll tire himself out eventually.
MianMian: If you say so.
MianMian: On a related note, are you at all concerned by the delight A-Yuan seems to be taking in all this?
A-Yuan, excitedly: Go for their eyes, baba! That is their weak point!
Wei Wuxian: THANK YOU SWEETIE!!!
Lan Wangji: Not really, why?
[sounds of explosions in the background]
A-Yuan: *giggles*
MianMian: No reason. You guys seem like a great family.
Lan Wangji: Thank you.
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incorrect-web-novels · 11 months
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Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!
Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!
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Vi: So anyway, I think we should go over what we know so far.
Caitlyn: Why? I figured the whole thing out hours ago
Vi: You WHAT?!
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aerith-jade · 2 years
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Idia, after attempting to be social: *pouting*
Yuu: No one else wanted to be friends with you, did they?
Idia: S-Shut up! It was mutual!
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 2 months
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Shelby: Do you wanna keep giving me shit or find us a way out of here?
Joey: Oh don't think I can't do both. I am quite the multitasker!
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pidges-lost-robot · 7 months
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Pidge having been captured by Galra soldiers trying to force a cell door open: -SPINELESS LITTLE PARASITES! WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE, I'M GONNA WRITE MY QUIZNACKING MEMOIRS IN YOUR MOTHER'S BLOOD!
Guard 1 trying to keep the door shut: Nez! Nez! What do we do?! I can already feel my grip slipping!
Guard 2: Alright! Alright! Everything's gonna be fine! I have a plan!
Guard 1: Okay, l-lay it on me
Guard 2: I'm gonna go...
Guard 1: I HATE THIS PLAN!!
Guard 2: No, no, it's fine! I-I'm just gonna go get the Commander! He'll know how to deal with...
*Pidge trying to rip the cell bars off while growling*
Guard 2: ...all of... this...
Guard 1: No! NEV, NO! DON'T YOU DARE! DON'T YOU LEAVE ME WITH HER!!
Guard 2, running off: You've got this!
*silence as Pidge stops trying to rip the door off*
Pidge grinning creepily: Heyyy Morkov....
Guard 1:...*begins crying*
*Far away in the different part of the universe where Matt has escaped the galra*
Olia being shown a photo of Matt and Pidge when they were younger: She seems so gentle, like an angel.
Matt: Heh, yeah. Lucifer, maybe....
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alien-slushie · 1 month
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Angel Dust: *shares a little bit about his family situation*
Alastor: ...Well shit, I don't know how to mock that. Oh Hell, that's never happened before!
Angel Dust: Well maybe this is something you don't need to mock.
Alastor, scoffing: Uh okay, but then what's the point of other people if not to mock them?
Angel Dust: Ya'know, I'm starting to see why people think you're an asshole.
Alastor: People think I'm an asshole?!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 months
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Cheavy: Oh you. Always asking questions, probing at the armour. It'd almost be adorable if it wasn't such a nuisance. Much like that little boy toy of yours.
Medic: What?
Cheavy: Oh? That certainly got a reaction. Did I finally find a nerve?
Medic: …
Cheavy: Well, you'll be happy to know that him and the rest of your former teammates are in the area. No doubt the little pissant thinks he's going to charge in here and save you. The fool.
Medic: …
Cheavy: *laughs maniacally* I could just let my team handle him, but I think I’d rather enjoy taking him out myself. Heh, I can hardly even imagine the satisfaction of seeing that glimmer of hope die in his eyes! It should be quite the show.
Medic: ...
Cheavy: *sneering* Don't you think, Frankenstein?!
Medic: *quietly* I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm going to be wearing your guts like my late mother's pashmina.
Cheavy: …Excuse me?
Medic: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I fucking stutter?
Medic: *glares at Cheavy, the fires of Hell burning in his eyes* I said if you hurt him, you will experience pain and torment beyond anything you could possibly imagine. Your body will be torn apart, piece by piece, as you beg for a mercy that will never come. I will add your screams to my goddamn Spotify, and I will see your head mounted on a fucking pike!!!
Cheavy: *trying and failing to keep his composure* Y-You should hear how ridiculous you sound right now. T-Trying to threaten me from behind bars...
Medic: *continues to glare as omninous latin chants start to play from nowhere*
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 2 months
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Xena: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Gabrielle: The power to believe in myself!?
Xena: No, a sword! Stab it!
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fansiesmemes · 3 months
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Jack: Okay, I get it, You’ve had a really hard time lately, you’re stressed out, seven newsies got arrested-
Davey: Twelve actually
Jack: Not the point
Jack: Look, they’re fine now… and them getting arrested, I mean, who’s fault really was that?
Davey: Yours.
Jack: That’s right, No one’s
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spiltinksky · 7 months
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Cat: Meow.
Jihoon: You sly bastard, I would never have thought of that!
Jisoo: I’m sorry, can he actually speak cat, or is he just messing with us?
Seungcheol: Knowing him, it may very well be both.
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Su She: How dare you defile the good name of Jin Guangyao?! He is the greatest, most intelligent person I have ever known!
Lan Sizhui: Statistically speaking, that says more about you than it does about him.
Su She: YOU WANNA GO KID? I’LL THROW DOWN WITH A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD!!! I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!!!
Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian: *with glares that could kill* Touch him and I kill Jin Guangyao myself.
Su She: sitting back down* Duelly noted.
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incorrect-web-novels · 11 months
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Lan Sizhui: So anyway, I think we should go over what we know so far.
Wei Wuxian: Why? I figured the whole thing out hours ago.
Jin Ling: You WHAT?!
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incorrect-star-allies · 4 months
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*Kirby is fighting a monster*
Meta Knight: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Kirby: The power to believe in myself!?
Meta Knight: No, a sword! Stab it!
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Frank: So, is it a date or not?
Eddie: Wait, you were serious? I kind of thought you were just—
Frank: Then let me be clear. Tonight. My place. Six o'clock. I'll cook us a nice dinner. It will be a magical evening. Sound good?
Eddie: O-Okay! Yeah, that sounds lovely! Why do I feel like I'm being mugged?
Frank: *excitedly punches the air* Yes!
Frank: *regains composure* I mean, ahem, excellent; I'll see you tonight.
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