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incorrectrengaquotes · 5 months
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Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.
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incorrect-b99 · 2 years
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*Charles, Jake, and Terry are sitting on a bench*
Rosa: Why do you guys look so sad?
Charles: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Rosa sits down*
Jake: The bench is freshly painted.
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[Raph, Donnie, and Mikey are sitting on a bench]
Leo: Why do you guys look so sad?
Raph: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Leo sits down]
Mikey: The bench is freshly painted.
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wymack: andrew.
andrew: oh no, ‘andrew' in b-flat.
andrew: you're disappointed.
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smile-grove-memes · 2 months
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Tida: I’ve already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Nikolai: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Wednesday: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Gomez: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!
Wednesday: No! Four to five seconds!
Gomez: TOO LATE!!!
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May: I love you.
Drew: Me too.
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V: Three words. Say them and I'm yours
Nero: Three words.
V:...
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Shiho: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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incorrectrwdquotes · 2 years
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[VR-LA and Dani, sat in a jail cell together]
VR-LA: So, who should we call?
Dani: I'd call Finbar, but I feel safer in jail.
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readingonpluto · 2 years
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Nova: I’m going to take you out
Adrian: great, it’s a date!
Nova: I meant that as a threat.
Adrian: See you at five!
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incorrectrengaquotes · 5 months
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Cherry: How did none of you hear what I just said? Langa: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Reiki: I got distracted about halfway through. Joe: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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incorrect-b99 · 2 years
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Amy: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Jake: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Raph: *accidentally hits Mikey in the face*
Raph, trying to decide between saying “I’m fucking sorry!” and “Are you okay?”: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!?!
Mikey: What’s wrong with you?!
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Max: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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smile-grove-memes · 3 months
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Storm: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Grey: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Storm: Jokes on you, I can't do math
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