merlin, frantically trying to save arthur: is he gonna be alright?!
kilgharrah: i don’t know, does he normally just lay like that without moving?
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Sam: Dean, just say it, you'll feel better. You're in love with Cas.
Dean: forget it. You know what?
You're in love with Cas
Sam: oh okay, the middle school comeback? Nice
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I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.
Cassie to Ashley, Power Rangers in Space
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Tony: I am not a certified idiot —
Stephen: lack of certification hardly proves intelligence.
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Alice: I was voted seventh-grade class president and you don’t get that without being charming.
Sel: this isn’t middle school, this is life or death.
Alice: Have you been to middle school?
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Hans: I was voted seventh-grade class president and you don't get that without being charming.
Kristoff: This isn't middle school, this is life or death.
Hans: Have you been to middle school?
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Nick: I was voted seventh-grade class president and you don't get that without being charming.
Judy: this isn’t middle school, this is life or death.
Nick: have you been to middle school?
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George, after sleeping with Mo and suing Ringo: hey, I understand if you hate me now
Ringo: be angry with you? yeah.
Ringo: hate you? never.
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Polly: You know, I grew up with a brother, who I love with all my heart. But deep down, I've always wanted a sister.
Anne: *smiling* Me too.
*they hug*
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Dutch: I was voted seventh-grade class president and you don't get that without being charming.
Basile: This isn't middle school, this is life or death.
Dutch: Have you been to middle school?
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trying to explain parabtai to clary in 1.03
jace about alec: if i murdered someone, he’s the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the institute floor. he’s my person.
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Jace, on the phone: It’s Jace.
Alec: What did he do this time?
Jace: No it’s me, Jace.
Alec: What did you do this time?
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Mexico : " Esto es tu culpa."
America : " I know , I know."
Canada : " You speak spanish ?"
America : " No.I just know the phrase " this is all your fault " in every language they speak. "
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TDA memes because TDA is my favorite:
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Tony: The Accords
Stephen: is this a game? We just blur out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine’s ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.
Nat: what’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?
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Bree: What do you think of Sel?
Alice: Smug bastard. His hair’s to good. I don’t trust people with hair that good.
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