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incorrectbatfam · 9 months
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Billy: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Damian: Superboy seems to get it.
Jon: *scribbling in a notebook*
Billy: Jon is drawing stick figures.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 8 months
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Natasha: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Tony: Scott seems to get it.
Scott: [scribbling in a notebook]
Steve: Scott is drawing stick figures.
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Tianlang-Jun: *hits Binghe with a truth spell*
Tianlang-Jun: Tell me everything!
Luo Binghe: I—
Luo Binghe: I CAN’T CRY ON CUE!!
Tianlang-Jun: Wha—
Luo Binghe: Whenever a role calls for tears, the only thing that works is thinking about Liu Qingge falling!
Luo Binghe: THEY’RE TEARS OF JOY BUT SHIZUN CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!!
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Bradford: I hate you.
Mikey: Well according to this picture of us holding hands that's not true.
Bradford: You drew that.
Mikey: It doesn't matter.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 3 months
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Katherine: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Pixlriffs: Oli seems to get it.
Oli: *scribbling in a notebook*
Katherine: Oli is drawing stick figures.
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waterfire1848 · 2 years
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[ A mind controlled Bruce trying to kill Clark. ]
Clark: You know. This is actually kinda nice. Doesn’t it remind you of the first time we met? You also tried to kill me then.
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incorrect-xena-quotes · 3 months
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Xena: I hate you.
Ares: Well according to this picture of us holding hands that's not true.
Xena: You drew that.
Ares: It doesn't matter.
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Jayce: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Caitlyn: Ezreal seems to get it.
Ezreal: *scribbling in a notebook*
Jayce: Ezreal is drawing stick figures.
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angelofthenight · 1 year
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Alfie: *dying after getting shot in the face*
You: don’t you get it?! I love you! I always have!
Alfie: *rises from the dead* deadass?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 months
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Merasmus: If you are smart you'll run away! Far, far away!
Scout: Well, I'm not!
Merasmus: ...
Scout: Running away, I mean. I'm plenty smart!
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lesbian-deadpool · 2 years
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Vison, face down on the floor: My body is betraying me.
Y/N: No, you’re exhausted.
Y/N: That happens to regular people when they keep throwing themselves into battle and refusing to sleep.
Vision: I hate it.
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Stephanie: Ready to do something that probably won’t work?
Cassandra: Always.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Kate: This was all a terrible idea. Why didn’t anyone stop me?
Yelena: Because you didn’t tell us.
Jennifer: Why didn’t you tell us?!
Kate: If I told you, you would have a stopped me.
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Sam: we'll handle this the way we always do!
Dean: brute strength?
Cas: dying?
Sam:
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nerdasaurus1200 · 1 month
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Rapunzel: So Marie’s Dad and my Dad are brothers?
Eugene: Sunshine, do you know what cousin means?
Rapunzel: No, I was just hoping someone would eventually explain.
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Lilith Pleasant: This was all a terrible idea. Why didn’t anyone stop me? Angela Pleasant: Because you didn’t tell us. Dirk Dreamer: Why didn’t you tell us?! Lilith Pleasant: If I told you, you would have stopped me.
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