Spy: Stop talking. It makes me aware of your existence.
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Damian: Stop talking. It makes me aware of your existence.
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Julie: *climbing in through the window* Wake up! The sun has risen!
Frank: *burying himself in blankets* What do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?
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Julian: I have an idea! Quick, punch me in the face!
Robin: Punch you?
Julian: Yes! In the face! Didn't you hear me?
Robin: Me always hear "punch me in face" when you talk but usually is subtext.
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Bojan:For the record,if anyone out there still cares-
Bojan:I'm not actually gay.
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Donna: So?
Ten: So?
Donna: What was all that about the rabbit?
Ten: ...
Donna, rolling her eyes: Oh, please. Can we not do this, this time?
Ten: Do what?
Donna: You being all... mysterious, with your cheekbones, and, turning your coat collar up so you look cool.
Ten, pouting: I don't do that.
Donna: Yeah, you do.
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Petra: You're insane!
Romeo:
Romeo: You're just getting that now?
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Lucius: Punch me in the face
Bellatrix: ...Punch you?
Lucius: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Bellatrix: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext
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Goro: Oh yes, Sae Niijima, the landlady she’s giving me a special deal. Owes me a favour. A few years back, her husband got himself sentenced to death in Florida. I was able to help out.
Akira: Sorry, you stopped her husband being executed?
Goro: Oh no. I ensured it.
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Jimmy: Punch me in the face.
Joel: ...Punch you?
Jimmy: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Joel: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Steve: Wake up! The sun has risen!
Tony: What do you want me to do? Photosynthesis?
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My Emesis Blue: What if AU:
Mikhail: *honestly concerned* Is Medic sure he'll be alright on battlefield? He not soldier, he doctor.
Fritz: *looking him in the eyes* Correction; I'm an Army Doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them.
Mikhail: *feels his heart skip a beat and his face flush*
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*Breaking into a house and they find a dead body*
Wally: We should call the police!
Dick: During our own burglary? You’re really not a natural at this are you?
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Gabriel, looking at a baby photo: Why am I looking at this?
Adrien: That’s him. Mine and Marinette’s baby.
Gabriel: Oh, I see, yes. Looks very... fully functioning.
Adrien: Is that really the best you can do?
Gabriel: Sorry, I’ve never been good with them.
Adrien: Babies?
Gabriel: Humans.
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Soren: Punch me in the face.
Rayla: ...Punch you?
Soren: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Rayla: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Zora: Did the others offer you money to spy on me?
Magna: Uh-huh, yes.
Zora: Did you take it?
Magna: ...No?
Zora: Pity, we could've split the fee. Think it through next time.
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