#source: sherlock holmes

[superiorsturgeon]

Focus

Pyrrha: *preparing for a big 1v1 match*

Pyrrha’s opponent: *glaring and flexing* 😠

????: Go get ‘im, babe! We believe in you!

Pyrrha/Opponent: *look up in the stands*

Jaune: *waving an “Invincible Girl” flag in one hand while holding up Arkos baby with his other arm* 😘

Arkos kid: *waving at his mother* 👋😀

Pyrrha: Oh, look! My husband and son came to watch! 😊

Opponent: That dweeb is your husband? Pathetic. The kid’s not too cute, either.

Pyrrha:

Pyrrha: …this mustn’t register on an emotional level.

Pyrrha: First, distract target. Then, block his blind jab.

Pyrrha: Counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate.

Pyrrha: Dazed, he’ll attempt a wild haymaker. Elbow block, and body shot.

Pyrrha: Block feral left. Weaken right jaw, now fracture.

Pyrrha: Break cracked ribs. Traumatize solar plexus.

Pyrrha: Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm.

Pyrrha: In summary, ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

Pyrrha: Capacity to be rude to my wonderful husband and baby: neutralized!

Pyrrha: *zones back in and turns to her opponent*

Opponent: Hey, you in there Invincible Girl? It’s time to get ready for-*interrupted by savage beating*

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #rwbabies #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #source: Sherlock Holmes

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: When do we start?

Lockwood: You are not coming.

Lucy: Then you are not going.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #lockwood and co #lucy carlyle #anthony lockwood #source: Sherlock holmes

[adastra121]

Vere: When have I ever given you a reason not to trust me? Kuras: Would you like me to answer chronologically, or alphabetically?

#the vibe of bitter exes #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved vere #touchstarved kuras #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: sherlock holmes

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [135/?]

#Mobius M. Mobius #Loki #Loki series #MCU #Loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: sherlock holmes #(yes the Guy Ritchie one I love it and you can't change my mind)

[incorrectjag]

*walking into the Admiral’s office*

Harm: Hello, Sir.

Admiral Chegwidden: What have you two done now?

Mac: Why are you always so suspicious of us, Sir?

Admiral Chegwidden: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically, Major?

#jag #incorrect quotes #incorrect jag #harmon rabb jr #aj chegwidden #sarah mackenzie #source: sherlock holmes

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for?

Wile E. Coyote 

#wile e coyote #source: sherlock holmes

[noodles-and-tea]

Purrlock Holmes……

#KITTIES I SAW ON TWT GOT ME SOBBING #shout out to the cat returns also #great movie and also the source of my refs for this art #my art #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock #bbc sherlock

[poetic-gays]

BBC Sherlock: facing queerbaiting allegations since 2010

#source: bbc sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #Johnlock #moftiss #mark gatiss #steven moffat #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman

[oxenfreeao3]

This is your semi-regular reminder that fanfic is mainstream.

And I don’t mean, “oh, we talk about Ao3 more openly now.” I mean fanfic is paid for and distributed by major publishing houses.

Like, what do people think books like “The Song of Achilles” even are?

I will holler about this until I’m dead:

The delineation between “cringe” and “not cringe” hinges entirely upon copyright law.

You can publish New York Times Bestselling Fanfic so long as your source material is old enough.

#fanfic #fanfiction #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #the song of achilles #society legitimizes fanfic so long as it can be sold for profit #something something capitalism #the lion king is a hamlet au and aslan is a Jesus fursona #anyway new source materials enter the public domain every year #pretty soon you’ll be able to sell fic of stuff written in the 1930s #make Sherlock Holmes your blorbo it’s legal now

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2556

Nice try, though. (Dialogue from Bluey.)

#drawfee #secret sleepover society #incorrect quotes #seltzer avalanche #jacob drawfee #julia drawfee #karina drawfee #spencer wan #jacob andrews #julia lepetit #karina farek #marks and rec misc #source: bluey #vid: sherlock holmes part 2 - secret sleepover society #capslock

[doingbad]

“You know detective isn't even my job. And it is not doctor, which is a common misconception. My job…. is just Sherlock Holmes”

#I feel like I've been making this joke for months so sorry if I've posted before #john watson #holmes x watson #LITERALLY Holmes is his source of income #acd canon #“oh but watson is a doctor?” Only when he is married to someone else #“what about the income he makes from the stories?” THAT IS SHERLOCK HOLMES #holmes tag

[mydearpham]

the only right sherlock holmes alignment chart

#sherlockbbc #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #dr john watson #johnlock #superwholock #john watson #gay pride #lgbtq #gay #explore #source: tumblr #sherlock fandom #tumblrpost

[sherlock-holmes-through-the-ages]

John Watson: In summation, I think you just got to not do it. That's all. Sherlock Holmes: I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.

#this isn't super book accurate #but i don't care #incorrect quotes #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #john watson #incorrect sherlock quotes #johnlock incorrect quotes #johnlock #john h watson #dr watson #john x sherlock #acd sherlock #source: the fantastic mr fox #granada sherlock #granada johnlock

[our-detective-so-supreme]

William's real birthday is probably October 31.

Or at least according to Sherlock Holmes of Baker Street, it is.

#moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes of baker street #don't quote me on this though #the timeline in this book is all over the place #why's this book used as source material again?

[spn-lesbian]

Greg: I kind of have a crush on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sherlock: rip the bandage off

Greg: it’s your brother

Sherlock: put the bandage back on

#source: ??? #incorrect bbc sherlock quotes #bbc sherlock #incorrect sherlock quotes #greg lestrade #sherlock holmes #mycroft holmes #mystrade #mycroft x greg #mycroft x lestrade

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

[Doorlock Holmes (Daffy Duck) is spying on The Shropshire Slasher's sacrifice. One of the Slasher's henchmen tries to sneak up on him, but Watkins grabs him and chokes him in a hold]

Dr. Watkins: I l-l-l-l-like the hat.

Doorlock Holmes: Thanks, I just picked it up.

Dr. Watkins: Y-y-you remember your r-revol-revol-uh gun?

Doorlock Holmes: Oh, knew I forgot sthomething. Thought I left the sthtove on.

Dr. Watkins: Y-y-y-you did.

Doorlock Holmes: I think that's quite enough. You are a doctor, after all. [Watkins feels the henchman's pulse and lets him fall to the floor. Holmes & Watkins shake hands]

Doorlock Holmes: Always nithce to sthee you, Watkins. Where's Inthspector Bugsthtrade?

Dr. Watkins: He's g-g-g-g-g-getting his t-t-t-troops lined up.

Doorlock Holmes: That could be all day. [They run down the stairs and attack the other henchmen who are standing guard]

#daffy duck #porky pig #source: sherlock holmes