Shrek is historically and culturally significant. People's eyes are finally opening
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Weiss: Yang’s hurt!
Blake: Yang’s hurt? Yang’s HURT? Oh, no, Yang’s gonna die!
Yang: Blake, I’m okay!
Blake: You can’t do this to me, Yang; I’m too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich...?
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Nezu: Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Source: Shrek (2001)
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Thranduil: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Elrond: ..we’re playing Monopoly?
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Loki: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Elias: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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(Before the battle at Wakanda)
Y/N: I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.
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Druella: *barges into Andromeda's room as she's trying to go to sleep*
Andromeda: Somebody better be dying.
[cut scene to Bellatrix, Narcissa, Sirius, Regulus, Andromeda, Orion, Druella & Walburga huddled around Cygnus' bed]
Cygnus: I'm dying.
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“I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.”
— April, when the turtles entered her life
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You: *Gets a good look at Jonathan’s home*
You: Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?
Jonathan: That would be my home.
You: Oh, and it is LOVELY. Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. And it is amazing what you have done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
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theo: some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make
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Sam: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Bucky: *in the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.
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Techno: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Hal: Hello Jake!
Jake: Your shades talk!
Dirk: Yeah, it's getting them to shut up that's the trick!
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please do an aggressive shrek with “no sexuality only shrek” pleeease
What have I created.
Also I don't need fire to make this Aggressive. It's already aggressive enough.
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GIW 1: Think it's in there? All right! Let's get it!
GIW 2: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing could do to you?
GIW 3: Yeah, it'll throw you into the wall until you're paste.
Phantom: [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a poltergeist. Now, Phantoms-- they're much worse. They'll haunt your dreams until you go mad.
GIW 1: No!
Phantom: They'll possess your body. Squeeze the fear from your very soul! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
GIW 2 waving a cross: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
Phantom shoots the cross.
GIW 2: Right.
Phantom: [Whispers] This is the part where you run away.
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The Pale King: [to his children] Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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Legend: On this adventure, some of you may die. But that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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Pekora, in jail: What about my rights peko?! You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Okayu, in the cell next to her: You have the right, but what you're lacking is the capacity-
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Raph: Mikey, two things.
Raph, listing on his fingers: Shut. Up.
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