#source: simply nailogical

[ideasforincorrectquotes]

*In bed one night*

A: You know what I’m gonna put on your tombstone?

B: You’ve thought about that?

A: Yes. I’m gonna put “B finally stopped.”

#source: simply nailogical #incorrect quotes #incorect quote #incorrect quote ideas #imagine your otp

[incorrectgamora]

*In bed one night*

Gamora: You know what I’m gonna put on your tombstone?

Peter: You’ve thought about that?

Gamora: Yes. I’m gonna put “Peter finally stopped.”

#source: simply nailogical #gamora #incorrect gamora #peter quill #star lord #starmora #incorrect starmora #Guardians of the Galaxy #incorrect guardians of the galaxy #GotG #incorrect gotg quotes #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #MCU

[incorrecttonks]

*door clicks*

Tonks: Remus is home!

Tonks: I love it when Remus comes home.

Tonks:…

Tonks: I sound like such a loser.

#source: simply nailogical #tonks #incorrect tonks #nymphadora tonks #incorrect nymphadora tonks #remus lupin #remadora #harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes

[incorrectmusicals]

Orpheus: If you could be any Disney princess, which one would you be?

Eurydice: Sleeping Beauty, cause I’m tired.

#source: simply nailogical #orpheus #eurydice #orphydice #hadestown #incorrect hadestown quotes

[clockworkcheetah]

Dirk: i'm a snack Todd: no you're a whole meal Dirk: no I'm a snack. that's like a thing people say Todd: I'M TRYING TO COMPLIMENT YOU

#dghda #brotzly #dirk gently #todd brotzman #yes im aware nobody says snack anymore but i think that makes it funnier #source: simply nailogical #also second time ive had dirk refer to himself as a snack from incorrect quotes

[mischiefsemimanaged]

Tony: Hey! I'm not that bad of a cook! I made you a meal that was edible recently.

Pepper: You did. It was... great.

#source: simply nailogical #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #pepper potts #pepperony

[incorrect-blue-bloods]

Linda, to Danny: shouldn’t you measure that?

Danny: you don’t have to measure. That’s just... a lie... of life

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #source: simply Nailogical #i love that video so much

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2417

(A selection of youtubers whose Stray vids have been in my subs lately. :3 Everyone loves Cat.) (Dialogue from B99.)

#gab smolders #cr1tikal #pushinguproses #simply nailogical #jacksepticeye #secret sleepover society #cats #stray game #stray 2022 #bb the cat #joy and olive the cats #jacob drawfee #julia drawfee #penguinz0 #simplynailogical #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: brooklyn nine nine #stray spoilers #death mention #fire mention

[westannatasharomanoff]

Tony: Hypothetically, could I eat cat food?

Natasha: Do you want to?

#source: simply nailogical #natasha romanoff #black widow #tony stark #iron man #ironwidow #tonynat #the avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #avengers #incorrect avengers #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu

[incorrectgreysquotes]

Mark: I’m a savage. *dabs*

Lexie: *buries her head in her hands* Please stop. Just... go dab elsewhere.

#source: simply nailogical #mark sloan #lexie grey #slexie #greys anatomy #incorrect greys anatomy quotes

[sariahsue]

Marinette is teaching Cat Noir how to bake a cake.

Cat Noir: [holds up the spoon] Can I lick this? Is it safe?

Marinette: No.

Cat Noir: [licks it anyway]

#i am the cat noir in this situation #ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #marichat #source: simply nailogical #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-dotu-quotes]

"I'm awkward on the red carpet...actually, it doesn't even have to be red. I'm awkward on any carpet. It can be black, white, hardwood flooring. I'm awkward on all types of flooring."

-Keith

#voltron dotu #voltron defender of the universe #80s voltron #voltron 84 #incorrect dotu quotes #dotu keith #80s keith #source: simply nailogical

[incorrectgamora]

Peter: *gets on one knee* Will you-

Gamora: Oh my god.

Peter: Don’t interrupt me!

#source: simply nailogical #gamora #incorrect gamora #peter quill #Star-Lord #starmora #incorrect starmora #Guardians of the Galaxy #incorrect guardians of the galaxy #GotG #incorrect gotg quotes #marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #MCU

[incorrecttonks]

Tonks: There’s some comfort that comes with the fact that I’m alone in this room, without other humans. 

Remus: I’ve been sitting here watching you talk to yourself for the past ten minutes.

Tonks: Oh, sorry. 

#source: simply nailogical #tonks #incorrect tonks #nymphadora tonks #incorrect nymphadora tonks #remus lupin #remadora #harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes

[incorrectmusicals]

Persephone: *saying something random*

Orpheus: When you look in a mirror do you just stop and look at yourself?

Persephone: I run screaming half the time…

Eurydice: Orpheus, you’re embarrassing me.

#source: simply nailogical #persephone #orpheus #eurydice #hadestown #incorrect hadestown quotes

[incorrect-amnesty]

Barclay: If I get sick of Ned, can I return him to you?

Boyd: Uh, nope! No return policy.

#the adventure zone #taz amnesty #barclay taz #boyd mosche #source: simply nailogical #queuetonomica