Y/N: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you’re angry?
Natasha: Well I must be gorgeous right now because I’m furious!
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Damian: I can be sensitive.
Dick, walking out of the bathroom in panic: I just found a gray hair!
Damian: Congrats, grandma.
Dick:
Tim: Way to be sensitive.
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Charlie: we are here to learn how to treat each other with dignity and respect.
Vaggie: so shut up and listen!
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Ken: Allan, make some ocean noises so I can get to sleep.
Allan: Whoosh
Ken: More like a French beach
Allan: .....
Ken: Le whooosh?
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Charlie: Why isn’t Alastor talking?
Husk: He needs a new microphone.
Vaggie: Come on. There’s nothing wrong with the one he has.
Alastor, without his radio audio: Oh, yes there is. Now, fix it Princess!
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Robin: You can't read it because whoever wrote it was Russian.
Luffy: I don't care how fast they were writing. It makes no sense to me.
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Kirk: Would you two stop fighting?
Spock: We are not fighting. We are having a creative discussion.
McCoy: We are too fighting!
Spock: Creative discussion.
McCoy: Fight!
Spock: Discussion!
McCoy: Fight!
Kirk: I can't believe you're actually having a fight about if you're having a fight!
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Grogu: I am not giving up on you just like you didn’t give up when teaching me the alphabet!
Din: But that took four years!
Grogu: And now I know my ABD’s.
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Ruby: Did I ever tell you how pretty you look when you're angry?
Weiss: Well I must be gorgeous right now because I'm furious!
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Shinichi: Are you through with your shenanigans?
Kaito: Nope. I think I am going to shenan-again.
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Alice: I will put down “A” to make “A”
Bree: I will add to you “A” to make it “AT”
Sel: I will add to your “AT” to make “RAT”
William: I will add on to your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Sel: *flips board*
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Y/N: Wanda, I cut my finger again. Can you kiss it?
Wanda: Y/N, I’ve already kissed it five times.
Y/N: I think I cut my lips.
Wanda, smirking: Nice try.
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Bruce: Tim, don't you have something to say to your brother?
Tim, to Damian: I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.
Bruce: Damian?
Damian: I'm sorry you're my brother.
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Papa: how do you LOSE A WOMAN??!
Luigi: you forget to cherish her.
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Ken: What do we have to eat?
Allan: What don't we have? We got your cold pizza, cold burgers, cold tacos...
Ken: What do we have that's warm?
Allan: Ice cream.
Ken: Cool. I'll drink it.
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