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danganronpafakes · 10 months
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I'm not loving anybody that I’m not legally required to.
Source: That '70s Show (“Hyde’s Christmas Rager”)
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unsaid-nevermore · 1 year
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[enid and ajax sitting in a jail cell together]
ajax: so who should we call?
enid: i’d call wednesday, but i feel safer in jail.
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sariahsue · 2 years
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Alya: What have I told you about comparing Lila to the devil?
Marinette: That it’s offensive to the devil?
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amazing-spiderlad · 3 months
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Vaggie: Damn it's kinda cold in here-
Charlie, taking off her jacket: Here-
Angel: Yeah I'm pretty cold too
Husk: Well damn Anthony I can't control the weather...
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nerdasaurus1200 · 2 months
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Husk: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.
Angel: …You think I’m cute?
Husk:
Husk: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Harper: Act tough, Cullen.
Cullen: But I’m not tough.
Harper: That’s why I said act.
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 4 months
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Steve’s grandma is quite accepting and equally mean and bitchy in other areas:
Steve: I'm getting married!
Grandma Harrington: Oh, honey, how wonderful! Who's the lucky guy or gal?
Steve: Well, uh. . .Eddie!
Eddie grinned and tucked his head onto Steve’s shoulder.
Grandma: Oh, well, I guess this is a small town.
She got up, kissed Steve on the head, and left the room.
Eddie: *scowling* What the hell did that mean?
Steve: That, my friend, is the seldom heard but much feared Grandma burn.
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once-upon-an-imagine · 9 months
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(You, James, Sirius and Peter sitting in jail)
James: So, who should we call?
You: Well, I would call Remus but... I feel safer in jail.
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superiorsturgeon · 13 days
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In the Beacon Courtyard…
Jaune: Pyrrha, no! You can’t go up there and fight Cinder alone! Let me help you!
Pyrrha: Jaune, I can’t take you up to fight Cinder!
Jaune: Give me one good reason!
Pyrrha: Well…
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In Ozpin’s Office…
Pyrrha: *floating in the air in a halo of orange light, holding the Beacon Relic overhead* It’s over, Cinder! I’ve got the Relic, AND the Maiden power!
Cinder: Well, I’VE got whatever THIS is!
Cinder: *holds up Jaune by the collar* 😈
Jaune: …Knight. 😑
Pyrrha: 😭
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Back in the Beacon Courtyard…
Jaune: …I…just…don’t think that’s going to happen, Pyrrha…
Pyrrha: BUT HOW CAN WE BE SURE?!?!?! 😫
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raphael-angele · 16 days
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Percy: Dam. It's cold out here
Jason: Here, take my jacket *gives him his jacket*
Percy: Bro-
Will: I'm cold, too
Nico, cannot express his feelings: Well, damn, Solace, I can't control the weather
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vampiric-bruce-wayne · 2 months
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The Batfamily when Dick is finally pushed to his limit. (pretend like Jason is still 19 for this)
Dick: I know one in five teenagers smoke.
Dick, pointing to Jason, Cass, Steph, Tim and Duke: One, two, three, four, five!
Dick: Now! I’m going to close my eyes and when I open them there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers, come on people, HOP TO!
Jason: *places the cigarette in Dick’s fingers*
Dick: Thank you! LIGHT!
*Jason, Steph, Cass, Duke and Tim all hold up their own lighters to light the cigarette*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Tony: Yeah, I've been doing a lot of thinking. And, I've come to realize that Pepper is the only woman I want to be with.
Natasha: Today?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 months
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Sniper: Is that your hand on my ass?
Scout: It was an accident!
Sniper: ...your hand is still on my ass.
Scout: IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT!
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bruhseidon · 1 year
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Y/N: You’re mad at me for telling Babs a secret? Jay, I tell secrets. It’s who I am.
Jason: Look, all I’m saying is if you’re gonna be my girlfriend, you can’t go run around shooting off your big fat cheerleader mouth.
Y/N, smiling: You just called me your girlfriend.
Jason: …No, I didn’t.
Y/N: Yes, you did.
Jason: No, I didn’t.
Y/N: Yes, you did!
Jason: No, I didn’t!
Y/N: Yes, you did, and shut up you’re ruining it! Okay, now listen to me. I’ll keep my mouth shut if you admit that I’m your girlfriend.
Jason: No, the price is too high.
Y/N: Okay, fine, I’m telling everybody everything anyways. Starting with the fact that you called me your girlfriend.
Jason: You’re blackmailing me? [smirks] You’re coming along nicely. [kisses Y/N]
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adastra121 · 4 months
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Vere: Ugh, fantastic. It's freezing. Ais: Here, take my jacket. Vere: *smirks, like he's not melting inside* If you insist. MC: *to Mhin* I'm cold, too. Mhin: What?! *takes off their cloak and gives it to MC* I told you to bring more layers, it was going to be cold today, but of course, you didn't listen and *piling scarves onto MC* now look, I've got to make sure you don't freeze to death and— *taking Leander's jacket and putting it on MC* Leander: Hey! Mhin —how long have you been cold? You should have said something sooner! *placing mittens over MC's bandaged hands* You're not an idiot, don't act like one. >:(
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incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Bruce: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Clark by the lake.
Damian: Father, why were you kissing him by the lake?
Bruce: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.
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