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strayheartless · 3 months
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Sora: which one of you was going to to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
*whole room stops*
Riku: Y-you’ve been putting it in cold water?!
Sora:…
Kairi: sora?! Answer the question sora!
Sora: yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification process”. Didn’t realise there was an actual reason…
Roxas: you don’t have the patience to to microwave water for three minutes?!
Ven: why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To. Boil. It?!
Roxas: you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove?
Ven: IT 👏🏻TAKES 👏🏻LESS 👏🏻THAN👏🏻 A 👏🏻MINUTE!
Xion: Bestie, is your stove top powered by the fucking sun?!
Ven: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE?!
Roxas: like seven minutes!
Ven: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes! Less than that and you use a saucepan!
Xion: yOu aRe pUtTiNg tHe eNtIrE mUg oN ThE sTovE?! Your stove is enchanted!
Riku: *head in hands* every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic…
Terra: DO NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THE FUCKING KETTLE?!
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EB: FUCK silverfish
TG: if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
EB: I HATE THEM SO MUCH
TG: OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
EB: wait
EB: WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
GG: where do you think the name came from
EB: i don’t know, pesterchum user gardenGnostic. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
AC: :33 < impurrlying endpurrmen aren’t real
EB: really not liking what you're implying there buddy
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piraterefrigerator · 8 months
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Brennan, pointing at Liam and Killian: My son egg & his brother cheese Literally anyone: Why doesn't cheese get the son title Brennan: I don't like him
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airlocksandaviaries · 2 years
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Steve: yeah basically my dad is never around but when he is he pushes me to do stuff I hate and he's homophobic :(
Eddie: gosh your dad SUCKS. You know what I'm gonna be you new dad now. And your mom. Your dadmom. your... dom.
Eddie: WAIT SHIT NO-
Eddie: FORGET I SAID THAT
Steve:
Steve: ...daddy? 😏
Eddie: 😳 Harrington I swear to gOD-
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blinkpen · 6 months
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was talkin to a friend about how tADC (good) was inspired by I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (also good), which unsurprisingly is a major source of inspo for MantleDwellers (hope it is good) too, doodled a thing,
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toxiccaves · 8 months
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I think what a lot of tumblr-only people are missing about twitter failing, is that it was always a better website when it came to small businesses, instant world event news, fact checking, having users from all over the world, being a source for disaster relief information or warnings, and anything else to keep people up to date with going ons.
Sure, tumblr has many users from all over, but the website is still largely english biased and not nearly as widespread as twitter. I know a lot of news and knowledge comes in on here too. I've learned a lot and see a lot of donation posts in regards to world events, but its nothing like twitter unless you know who to follow. Not to mention, half the news I got here, was days later and from twitter to begin with.
Seeing that being taken away in favor of hate speech and enabling abusers (with the recent potential of getting rid of the block feature over there) and pushing blue user comments to the top (aka elon's weird fans), drowning out anyone else on popular posts, sucks! It sucks for the world and small businesses. because there's really no alternative to it right now.
The site's running rampant with spam and scammers and its becoming more and more unusable by the day. And some people think it's silly to be upset over it or "you shouldn't have all your eggs in one basket" well there only is one basket! This is literally people's livelihoods people seem to be making fun of anytime a change happens that breaks the site and people post all their socials.
And everyone from every country is talking about different websites they're considering, and its splitting up our connection to the world. And surely he knew who this was hurting with every decision.
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horreurscopes · 2 months
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i like my body when it is with your body.
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vagabond-umlaut · 1 year
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computer: please enter a password gojo: *types in your name* computer: your password is too weak gojo: how fucking DARE YOU-
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demiboydemon · 16 days
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Zelda: Storytime- I Talked To That Mysterious Statue You Said Was Cursed ‼️😳🤪
Link: why are you talking like that
Zelda:
Link: is it the curse
Zelda: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Knight 😓
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ratcorner · 1 year
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[ID. A digital painting of the Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared protagonists falling into a convoluted spiral. In the center are the antagonists, intruding upon the scene. The canvas is crowded with images of the Teachers and the house. End ID.]
:•)
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barksbog · 4 months
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taking the adhd vitamin C post away from yall because you're still uncritically reblogging it and from what me and my friends could find the effects are at best negligible especially in normal food
unless you're chugging orange juice it can't reasonably interact to the degree implied by that post and it's more likely that you just built up a tolerance to your meds.
please consume vitamin C we really don't need everyone here with ADHD to get scurvy (half joking)
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asteriyx · 4 months
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triple-pupil · 4 months
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Fuck You, have WIPs I'll never finish. Part 1.
It's dick, he's talking about his boss's dick.
The second one.
The third one.
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spn-lesbian · 8 months
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Cas: new year, new me
Dean: it's July
Cas: time is an illusion
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iarrelm · 2 months
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An early morning conversation about tea got a little out of hand
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anipgarden · 8 months
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What Kind of Plants to Add
This is my sixth post in a series I’ll be making on how to increase biodiversity on a budget! I’m not an expert–just an enthusiast–but I hope something you find here helps! 
I’d love to be able to give a quick and easy list of things to add, but frankly I can’t do that. I can strongly encourage you, however, to look at these categories of plants and do further research to discover what’s native to your area, so you can plant things that’ll have the most impact in your particular area.
With that being said, I will mention a few plants as examples. This is in no way, shape, or form me telling you that you have to or even should buy these specific plants. Not every plant works well in every place in every garden, not to even mention across countries. Above all, if you’re wondering what plants you should be adding, I can wholeheartedly say plants that are native to your area--or at least nonnative non-invasive.
Flowers
Flowers are some of the most common ways people work to increase biodiversity in their gardens, and who can blame them? Seeing pops of color out your window, and directly seeing the impact via butterflies and bees visiting the garden? It’s a win-win for us and the wildlife!
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Flowers--especially native wildflowers--are a quick, easy, and cheap way to increase wildlife traffic in your garden. Perennial gardens are more likely to get you the most bang for your buck, as they’ll come back year after year if you treat them well. But don’t dismiss annuals--if you get ones that easily reseed, they’ll eagerly return on their own! If you can, do your best to ensure that the flowers you plant all have different blooming periods--that way, your garden can support wildlife throughout the year instead of for just one brief season. 
Flowers are environmental super boosters. Their nectar and pollen can feed insects and birds, their stems and leaves can provide nesting materials for all sorts of creatures, and their seeds are a popular food source among birds at all times of the year.
Climbing Plants
Climbing plants can be fantastic options for maximizing your impact. If you have limited ground space, growing up can provide interest as well as additional habitat for all kinds of creatures.
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Training plants up a trellis, fence, or bare wall offers food, shelter, and habitat. Trumpet vines, passionflowers, honeysuckles, and more will provide sweet nectar for pollinators as well as nesting and hiding spaces for other wildlife like birds, bugs, and lizards. Do note that in some cases, climbing plants can actually affect the structural integrity of walls and roofs if allowed to climb too much and too far along a house, so be careful. 
Bushes/Shrubs
Bushes provide shelter for creatures, which then provides hunting grounds for other animals. Their fallen leaves and petals can be food and shelter for detritivores, amphibians, reptiles, and small mammals--and they also provide good cover for moving around the garden, for creatures who like to stay hidden. They can be a bit more pricey to obtain--unless you get cuttings or seeds and are willing to wait--but they’ll definitely be worth it, and they’re typically low-maintenance once they’re established.
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Bonus points if you get a flowering and fruiting bush, like bottlebrush, serviceberry, lilac, or others. This’ll make your bushes not only a place of shelter, but a food source as well--and depending on the kind you pick, may be food for you too! Making a garden border with a series of bushes can be a great option to providing lots of habitat, if you can manage it.
Shrubs with pithy or hollow stems are excellent options for supporting solitary bees. Some examples you could look into are elderberry, raspberry, blackberry, or sumac.
Trees
Trees have a high up-front cost and take awhile to grow, but once they’re settled in place they provide crucial habitat to all kinds of creatures! Insects will be attracted to flowers they may provide, or to nest in the wood. Others may eat the leaves as food, or use them as nesting materials. Birds will perch and nest in trees, and feed off the fruits and seeds and insects that also use the tree. Squirrels also use trees as nesting places, piling up dead leaves into huge clusters to raise their young in, and will absolutely feast on any nuts the tree may provide. Mice, badgers, and more will feast on fallen fruits or seeds, and bats roost in the trunks when given the chance. Detritivores eat fallen leaves and decomposing fruits, providing further food for hunting creatures. Trees can also be good for us--they help block out noise and air pollution, and are the poster child for taking CO2 and making it breathable oxygen. Not to mention they can provide plenty of food for us, too. Nesting grounds, hunting grounds, shelter from weather, and more--trees are, in my opinion, likely to be the best way to boost biodiversity long-term. If you can get your hands on a sapling for cheap and can care for it for awhile, I’d definitely give it a shot! Make sure the tree won’t get too big for where you’re growing it, though--you’ve definitely gotta plan for the long-term before you plant any. 
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Some trees can be grown in containers. Though they won’t become gigantic branching behemoths, they’ll still do their part to support all the life that depends on them. Growing a tree from seed may take awhile, but could be an easy option to getting one if you have the patience--the trees are more than happy to help you, as they drop tons of seeds and fruit in fall for you to gather. 
Groundcover
Bare soil is the enemy of microbial life in the soil, and while small pockets of bare soil can be great nesting places for bees and other insects, having swaths of empty soil should be avoided. Groundcover plants grow low to the ground in a sprawling habit, and will often spread quite easily on their own. This is a great way to provide shelter, keep soil temperatures cool, block out weeds, and give your soil life a chance to thrive.
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Sometimes, ground covers don’t even have to be planted in the ground. Shallow-rooted plants like succulents, ferns, and alyssum can be planted into cracks in stone walls, and moss can be planted by making moss graffiti and painting it onto a surface. As with climbing plants, do make sure that you don’t cause extra damage to important walls and housing foundations.
Host Plants
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Host plants get their own section, because plants of all kinds can be host plants for different creatures! It’s common to think only flowers can be host plants in the beginning, but in reality, many bushes and trees are host plants to dozens of species of butterflies and moths. Honestly, I feel that factor's not talked about enough. Look up what insects live in your area and what kind of host plants they need, and plant some if you can! Bonus points if you can plant a variety of them--I know that there’s hundreds of kinds of milkweed, each one flowering and leafing up around different times of the year. Planting several varieties of milkweed, then, would provide monarchs with food through several seasons, allowing many more of them to grow up in your garden!
Nectar Plants
Plants that provide nectar to insects is a great foundation to increasing biodiversity! This is, of course, many native wildflowers (and even nonnative wildflowers, though be sure they aren’t invasives who’ll do more harm than good), but many native bushes, vines, and trees will also provide nectar to hungry pollinators! 
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Keystone Species
To be frank, some plants can have a bigger impact than others in a landscape. By all means, every bit helps, but if you want to boost biodiversity quickly there are a few plants that can essentially serve as the backbone of local ecosystems that you can grow in anything from a balcony pot to a small patch of your backyard. These plants can be different depending on where you are, so do your research to find out what would be best to grow in your area. If you can’t get them all? That’s alright! But even hitting just a few of these target species really can do a lot.
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That’s the end of this post! My next post is gonna be about things to keep in mind/continue to do once you get plants in the ground! Until then, I hope this advice was helpful! Feel free to reply with any questions, your success stories, or anything you think I may have forgotten to add in!
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