#source: the good place

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: We do this the old-fashioned way

Jason: *pulls out a Molotov cocktail*

Dick: How did you make that so fast?!

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[bwaybby09]

Steph: There are way more things I hate about Pete than like about him. His stupid Clark Kent glasses, his extensive turtleneck collection.

And he loves ethics so much. He once talked about John Rawls for two hours... I timed it. And he only stopped because he saw me timing him.

Granted, he laughed, and kind of made fun of himself, it was a nice moment, but still.

He always twitches his eyebrows when he says "absolutism," and he tilts his head whenever I say anything ignorant, but he never makes fun of me, which is nice.

He's also incredibly patient, and kind, and surprisingly jacked, and, oh, fuck, I'm in love with Pete!

#source: the good place #starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #starkid incorrect quotes #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #lautski #the good place

[incorrect-losers]

Bill & Richie: *Getting married*

Officiant: Does anybody here object to this marriage?

*All at once*

Eddie: Of course we do!

Mike: Yes

Bev: It’s a terrible idea, really

Ben: Obviously

Stan: How could we not object?

#Bill: Overruled ☺️ #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #mike hanlon #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #stan uris #stanley uris #bichie #source: the good place

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I love you, okay?!?

Y/N: The words are nice, but the tone is scary.

#source: the good place #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[bisexual-cryptid]

steve, after they fight inter dimensional monsters: we have fun don’t we?

eddie, visibly shaking: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#source: the good place #incorrect quotes #stranger things #st4 #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve x eddie #steveddie

[uncorrectintamed]

Jin Ling: Why should I listen to you?

Lan Jingyi: Because I'm your nicest friend-no wait, that's Sizhui.

Lan Jingyi: I'm your smartest friend-no again, that's also Sizhui.

Lan Jingyi: I'm your friend!

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jin ling #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #incorrect quotes #zack stop you're gonna get in trouble #source: the good place

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: So, your plan failed?

Rodimus: It didn’t fail. It was pre-successful.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: the good place #Rodimus #Rodimus Prime #Megatron #IDW1 #MTMTE #mtmte #ll #With Novafire-is-thinking

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: I haven’t been this happy since..

Leo: ...

Leo: Oh wow, I’ve never been happy.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the good place #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo

[caslutz]

Keeley: I’ve broken up with dozens of people, and all of them got over it.

Rebecca: Actually, none of your exes have ever gotten over you.

Keeley: You’re damn right they didn’t.

#shoutout to roy and jamie #but can you actually blame them? #keeley jones #rebecca welton #roy kent #jamie tartt #royjamiekeeley #ted lasso #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the good place

[moonah-rose]

Vaggie: Lucifer, sir, we're glad you're here for Charlie but we have a couple of questions for you.

Angel: Yeah, like if you're the devil, why are you not wearing Prada?!

#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #source: the good place #vaggie #lucifer morningstar #angel dust #hazbin hotel

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Jason: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[earlier]

Comm. Gordon: Commissioner Gordon speaking.

Jason: Is your refrigerator running?

#source: the good place #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #james gordon #commissioner gordon #batfamily #batboys #batkids #batfam #batbros #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Astarion: It’s not a joke.

Astarion: *sniffles*

Astarion: I’m a legit snack.

#source: the good place #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

[audhd-nightwing]

Peter B: We have fun, don’t we Miguel?

Miguel: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

#source: the good place #source: incorrect quotes ideas #the entirety of atsv #atsv #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #peter b parker #spider man across the spider verse #atsv miguel #spiderdads #spider man 2099 #if u want it to be #i like it tbh it’s cute #anyway #spiderverse #spiderverse incorrect quotes

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Jennifer: Wait, you two are sleeping together?

Y/N: Only when we’re done having sex…

Natasha: [facepalms]

#source: the good place #jennifer walters #jennifer walters incorrect quotes #she hulk #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[strangerthingsquotes]

Steve: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Billy: No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[a few hours earlier]

Hopper [answering his desk phone]: Chief speaking.

Billy: Is your refrigerator running?

Hopper while still on the phone turning to glare at Billy:

#stranger things #steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #jim hopper #chief hopper #source: the good place

[iwannabealice]

bart: i scratched off the lottery ticket, and i won $18,000!

conner: wow

cassie: that’s amazing!

tim: better luck next time

bart:

tim: yeah, sorry, from context, i see that is actually a large sum of money

#source: the good place #incorrect quotes #dc universe #dc comics #dc red robin #dc robin #dc superboy #dc impulse #dc wonder girl #red robin #robin #superboy #kid flash #wonder girl #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #bart allen #cassandra sandsmark #young justice #batfam incorrect quotes