#source: the incorrect book quote

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

Brea: What do you all want in life?

Seladon: Love.

Rian: Stability.

Naia: Independence.

Deet: Freedom.

Periss: A million dollars.

#brea #seladon #naia #deet #periss #clever brea #loyal seladon #all maudra seladon #fierce naia #gentle deet #tdc incorrect quotes #source: the incorrect book quote #mod quotes #q

[cod-dump]

Nik: History was second on my list of favorite subjects when I was studying.

Price: What was first?

Nik: Geography. The atlas was bigger, and it was easier to hide a bottle of vodka behind it.

#submission #source: the witcher book 0 #source: the last wish #call of duty #modern warfare #cod nikolai #john price #incorrect quotes #pricenik #nik the bad boy #price loves a bad boy

[i-only-see-daylight]

Aelin: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.

Lorcan: I almost died. 

Aelin: That... was my favorite memory.

#source: ?? #throne of glass #the assassin’s blade #crown of midnight #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #tower of dawn #kingdom of ash #tog fandom #tog incorrect quotes #tog memes #tog series #sjm books #sjmaas #sarah j maas #sjm #maasverse #incorrect quotes #celaena sardothien #aelin galathynius #aelin ashryver galathynius #aelin of the wildfire #aelin fireheart #rowan x aelin #rowaelin #rowan whitethorn #rowan whitethorn galathynius #lord lorcan lochan #lorcan salvaterre

[festus-the-happy-dragon]

Frank: jellyfish have been living for 600000 years without brains.

Nico: a ray of hope for Percy.

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy pjo #pjoverse #pjo/hoo #pjo funny #book funny #pjo text post #funny book #book meme #book memes #source: tumblr #percy jackson incorrect quotes #incorrect percy quotes #pjo fandom #incorrect pjo quotes #nico #incorrect nico di angelo quotes #nico di angelo

[bisexual-cowboye]

Shaan: this is your man ?

Henry: yeah

Shaan: look at him

Henry: that’s mine

Henry: and imma stick beside him

Shaan: and that’s-that’s what you’re gonna settle for?

Henry: I’m gonna stick beside him🥰

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry rwrb #prince henry fox mountchristen windsor #rwrb alex #firstprince #rwrb book #rwrb on prime #rwrb movie #rwrb henry #rwrb incorrect quotes #rwrb cast #rwrb film #rwrb trailer #rwrb instagram #source: Steve wilkos

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Impulse: (in a tussle with Inertia)

Robin: (struggling to aim a batarang)

Secret: What're you waiting for?! Take the shot!

Robin: I can't! I can't risk hurting my best friend!

Superboy: Dude! I thought I was your best friend!

Robin: Right, sorry! I mean, my second best friend!

Wonder Girl: I thought I was your second best friend!

Robin: No, you're my best friend on the girl list!

Wonder Girl: You can't have a separate list for girls!

Robin: Well, I do! It's pink and the "I"s are dotted with puffy hearts!

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #impulse #bart allen #inertia #thaddeus thawne #robin #tim drake #secret dc #greta hayes #superboy #conner kent #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #source: back at the barnyard

[stardust948]

I'm in love. Her name is Katara. She's beautiful. She froze me inside a glacier.

-Zuko writing in his diary

#atla #zuko #katara #zutara #book 1 zutara #source: texts from last night #incorrect quotes #atla incorrect quotes #zutara incorrect quotes

[aprill-99]

Violet: “Can you keep a secret?”

Xaden: “Do you know anything about my life?”

Violet: “No…….”

Violet: “…….Good point.”

#incorrect quotes #fourth wing #fourth wing incorrect quotes #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #violet x xaden #source: brooklyn nine nine #what do you mean this didn’t happen? #this conversation was literally in the book #fight me

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Come hither, fool.

ROXY: [jingles miserably across hte floor]

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #mod terezi #source: discworld #btw i just got some discworld books #i got The Color of Magic and Guards! Guards! #my friends insist i don't read Color of Magic though #like vehemently so #but i wanna know what you guys think

[spn-lesbian]

Dean, addressing Cas: love of my life, pain in my ass

#could go either way #source is some book i read but I forgot the name #it’s called her royal highness #spn #supernatural #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #dean x castiel #deancas #incorrect destiel

[lesbicosmos]

jesper: you've got that face on again

wylan: what face?

jesper: the "he's hot when he's clever" face

wylan: this is my normal face

jesper: yes it is

wylan: oh shut up

jesper: not a chance

#their incessant flirting is one of the best parts of the books istg #six of crows #soc #soc duology #six of crows incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #wesper #source: doctor who

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Fritz: *solemnly* It’s funny about love. The more you love someone, the less he likes you back.

Jeremy: *thinking about Ms. Pauling* That's very true. And so what do you do?

Fritz: *ominously* You go on loving. You love harder and harder.

#source: Tove Jansson #source: The Summer Book #Emesis Blue #TF2 Medic #TF2 Scout #TF2 Ms Pauling #TF2 Heavy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #scoutpauling #caught looking

[pain-is-too-tired]

Michael,panicking cause he can't find Will:Has anyone seen my brother???

Michael:Oh gods- Will!!

Lee,also panicking: That mother's adrenaline is kicking in-

Michael:WILL!!

Lee,still in panic:I can see every equation-

Michael, talking to one of the other head counselors:Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen my brother?? He's about this tall, clearly Bi but we hadn't had the talk-

Lee, looking in one of the storage rooms and falling over everything :Will ARE YOU IN THERE???

#mine #pain rambles #incorrect quotes #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo lee #lee fletcher #pjo michael #micheal yew #pjo will #will solace #william andrew solace #apollo cabin #cabin 7 #cabin seven #sunfam #what I'm calling them now #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo memes #pjo fandom #pjo #idk how to put the source thing i seem on here sometimes #but i feel like we've all heard this one #a day at the park by brandon rogers if anyone's curious #also. he was in a tree asleep #no one knows how he got up there #lee nearly had a heart attack #Percy just looks up and see Lee and Michael booking it across camp screaming Will's name #plot twist that's only reason he knows Will's name in tlo/j

[i-only-see-daylight]

Manon: Elide, your husband, Lorcan, is a loser, Aelin and I both agree.

Elide: You do?

Aelin: No, uh-uh, I never called him a loser!

Manon: Sorry, I’m the one who called him a loser. Manon: Aelin called him a clown.

#aelin wanted to be elide's favorite #source: superstore #throne of glass #heir of fire #queen of shadows #empire of storms #kingdom of ash #elide lochan #lady elide #elide x lorcan #manon x elide #tog series #lord lorcan lochan #lorcan salvaterre #the assassin’s blade #crown of midnight #tower of dawn #tog fandom #tog incorrect quotes #tog memes #sjm books #sjmaas #sarah j maas #sjm #maasverse #incorrect quotes #aelin galathynius #aelin ashryver galathynius #throne of glass series #manon blackbeak

[what-life-is-really-like]

[During The Siege of Macindaw]

Horace: What time is it?

Will: I don't know, pass me my mandola and we'll find out.

Will: *plays mandola loudly and out of tune*

Xander: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE LUTE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Will: It's 2am

#source: ?? #Ranger's Apprentice #Horace Altman #will treaty #incorrect quotes #fantasy books #books #xander #The Siege of Macindaw #John Flanagan

[girl-named-matty]

MC: *seeing Sebastian's room for the first time* Your room is really pretty. Sebastian: Well, you're the prettiest thing in here. Sebastian: ... wait. Sebastian: *moves Salazar Slytherin's spellbook just right outside his door* Sebastian: Now you're the prettiest thing in here.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy mc #mc #hl #I SWEAR THAT BOY WAS OBSESSED WITH THAT BOOK #bro was fawning over it loll #source: l0opy-lupin