Lucifer: You don’t even know them.
Sera: Know them? Luci, I don’t have to know them! Lilith and Eve are the same! Mere mortals, meant to populate the Earth and-
Lucifer: SERA I LOVE THEM!
Beelzebub: Holy shit 😳
Asmodeus: Fuuuck.
Sera: No….have you lost your senses completely?! They’re humans! You’re an angel!
Lucifer: I don’t care.
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Peony:Hey, wake up, wake up, wake up!
Victor:What?
Peony:Hey, have you not heard the scuttlebutt?
Victor:Your butt?
Peony:No, the gossip! The buzz!
The who-said-what-who-does-that, yeah, the Scuttlebutt!
Well, I was flying over land and sea
An ear to the ground
Then I came flying here for you to see
And hear what I found
Remember the swamp?
Remember my song in the swamp?
When I was like
"Womp, chicka womp-womp, chicka womp-womp"
Victor:I remember
Peony:Well, ever since
The what's her name?
The girl with the hair and the shirt
Victor:The Princess?
Peoney:Yeah, the Princess! Has been droppin' hints
She wants to
You know when humans dress all nice like they're penguins?
Throw rice for the pigeons?
They're tryin' to blow up the pigeons
But those are just urban legends
I know a lot of really fat pigeons
Victor: Peony, I
Peony:Will you just listen, Victor?
I got the scuttlebutt
Hurry up!
You'll be like, "What?"
When I drop the scuttlebutt!
Okay, now huddle up, buttercup
From the women who wash all the clothes
To the hunter who arrows the bows
The chatter all over the palace
Is that your Princess Marnie is gonna propose
Victor:What?
Peony:To somebody nobody knows
They're saying she suddenly chose
Victor:Who?
Peony:Who? You sound like an owl
I'll bet it's the kid with the new set of toes
Victor:No!
Peony:Oh, yes! Anything goes, who'd ever guess
Our little Gloria's marriage material?
Time for the rice and the dress
And the what do ya call it?
The thing with the lips when they press?
I don't have lips, I have a beak
So I guess I could give you a peck on the cheek?
Victor:I don't believe it
Peony:Say, you're awfully quiet
Oh, yeah
So what now?
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Can you believe the scuttlebutt?
Victor:Get dressed child!
Peony:You're welcome for the scuttlebutt
Victor:We gotta lotta work to do before sundown
Peony:S-s-s-s-s-scuttlebutt, scuttlebutt, hey
Victor:Oh, please let this be the day
Peony:Let's go, let's go
Both:Let's go!
We got it!
The gossip! The buzz!
The who-said-what-who-does-that-yeah-I-told-you-so
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Victor:We gotta go before the sun go down
:What?
Gotta get her ready for the big showdown
Right!
Go ahead and get her out of bed
And get her ready for the wedding
Sun is setting, so we can't slow down
The scuttlebutt!
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