#source: the magicians

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: Who are we now, Wei-xiong?

Nie Huaisang: We used to be glamorous, amazing mega-bitches. And now?

Wei Wuxian: We have depth and character.

#incorrectmdzs #the untamed #incorrect mdzs #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #source: the magicians

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Ahsoka: If you’re trying to tell me that it gets better—

Tera: God, no. No, it doesn’t.

Tera: I’m trying to tell you that you are not alone here.

#Tera Sinube #Ahsoka Tano #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #star wars: the expanded universe #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #incorrect star wars quotes #tcw #Source: The magicians

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: I may know someone who can help you. Professor Ex.

Rogue: Wait, like the X-Men?

Bard: No, he's my ex-lover. I like calling him that because he hates it.

#bard #rogue #incorrect quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #dnd #dungeons and dragons #mod meme #source: the magicians

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Cyrus: There are emojis of a rocket, numerous stars, and outer space.

Cyrus: Guzma was right, this truly is the universal language.

#Source: The Magicians #Pokemon #Pokemon Villains #Incorrect Quotes #Galactic Leader Cyrus #Cyrus

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Red Leader: I may know someone who can help you. Professor Ex.

Sabre: Wait, like the X-Men?

Red Leader: No, he’s my ex-lover. I like calling him that because he hates it.

#rainbow quest #favremysabre #red steve #rq!red steve #rq!professor red #red leader #leader of the red steves #incorrect quotes #incorrect rainbow quest quotes #shipping #source: the magicians

[emmikay]

Rumpleteazer: But that stuff’s illegal.

Victoria: (raises an eyebrow)

Rumpleteazer:  I’m messing with you. I’m in.

Mungojerrie: I’m in too. I heard the word illegal.

#cats the musical #rumpleteazer #victoria #mungojerrie #mungojerrie and rumpleteazer #incorrect quotes #source: the magicians

[malthewriterwizard]

Henry: Point is, we need to break into that building. Max: But that’s illegal. Henry: Max: I'm fucking with you. I'm in.

#source: the magicians #menry #heartless #icq

[siliconcat]

congratulations to patchouli for inventing the worst way anyone’s ever sat in a chair

#source is magician that loved a fake. it’s long and kinda depressing but it pretty good #touhou

[nameless-sovereign]

Alastor, disgusted: you saved my life, I now owe you a life debt! This is awful!

Lucifer, filled with rage: get me a knife I'll stab you right now!

#he only saves his life because Charlie begged him to #radio apple #apple radio #appleradio #radioapple #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #source: magicians #01x08 #mine

[pathetic-dreamy]

Zayn: Pick a card, any card.

Louis: Fine.

Zayn: Wait, that's my credit card!

Louis: You said any card.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #zayn malik #incorrect zouis #magician zayn #zouis #source: perchance

[adastra121]

Leander: ...So. Leander: When you said you're "magic in bed," this isn't exactly what I was exp— Alon: *holds up Jack of Hearts with a wink* Is this your card? Leander: *softly* Holy shit...

#I put down leander on principle (he's a hoe) but this is basically alon with all the LIs #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved leander #touchstarved oc #alon the hound #leander x oc #oc x leander #alon x leander #leander x alon #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: twitter #context. alon is my hound!mc and they're a non-magical magician so I like pairing them with leander #she's got a lucky deck of cards that she usually shuffles and fidgets with #they specialize in street magic which combines close-up and stage and platform together #in her case there's also a bit of pickpocket magic mixed in because. you know. thief. #they also do comedy magic (which incorporates stand-up) and escapology (a knack for getting into and out of tricky situations) #I gave leander a jack of hearts to represent him I might change it later I don't know XD #alon's card would be the joker because it's the wildcard it's the clown it's versatile and adaptive... #it got exiled from the rest of the card deck and is left to fend for themself in a completely new game — *cough* what? #where did that metaphor go?

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I am a person of questionable ethics.

#incorrectmdzs #the untamed #nie huaisang #incorrect mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #incorrect quotes #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #source: the magicians

[b-r-o-w-n-o]

#dark magician girl #ygo #yugioh #anime #art #no source

[crimsonbits]

I think Ashiyama deserves a medal for spelling the quiet part out loud. This was so based and the only valid reading of these two in my head. He's not a step-dad just a dad who stepped up etc etc

#touhou #crimposting #the magician who loved a fake #<- source. great fancomic if you live under a rock and hacent heard of it!!! same author as Gensokyo of Humans #marisa kirisame #rinnosuke morichika

[biscuitcreme]

とんがりボウシと魔法の365にち学校生活ブック

#source linked #とんがりボウシと魔法の365にち #magician's quest #magicians quest mysterious times #others

[ryuulu]

Tony: Coulson's been telling Rogers about our family. He's been saying all us Stark are bad.

Coulson: I said mad, not bad. And I didn't say all. I excluded Pepper.

#source: The Magician's diary #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel mcu #tony stark #phil coulson #pepper potts