#source: the magnus archives

[lesbicosmos]

*someone flirts with Wylan in Jesper's presence*

Wylan: Look, I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'm not going to kill a man just because you're jealous.

Jesper: Why not?!

#god i need to do a tma relisten #i miss jmart #anyway them #six of crows #soc #soc duology #six of crows incorrect quotes #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wesper #source: the magnus archives

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shiho: KID, you're not helping.

KID: *cheerfully* I'm not trying to!

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishi #miyano shiho #kaito kid #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: the magnus archives

[quinnthecreature]

Tendou: I'm going for a walk.

Ushijima: Let me know if you see any good cows.

Tendou: Obviously I’m going to tell you if I see any good cows.

#source: the magnus archives #haikyuu #haikyū!! #incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #hq #ushijima #haikyuu ushijima #tendou #haikyuu tendou #ushijima x tendou #tendou x ushijima #ushiten #hq memes

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Cowboy: I'm going for a walk. Floyd: Let me know if you see any good cows. Cowboy: Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows.

#old gods of appalachia #old gods pod #ogoa #cowboy absher #floyd absher #incorrect quotes #source: the magnus archives

[george-the-pumpkin]

Skull: Was he... woOoOo?

Lucy: I mean, a bit, yeah.

Skull: Oh. Oh, dear.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #lockwood and co #lucy carlyle #skull #skully #source: the magnus archives #about bickerstaff #one day i wont spell lucy licy

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Liam: What do you want? Stiles: Honestly? To offer some congratulations, you’re doing a lot better than I expected. Liam: It feels like all I’ve managed to do is... not die. Stiles: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

#teen wolf #stiam #liam dunbar #dylan sprayberry #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #source: the magnus archives

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Dabi: He was awful. 

Fuyumi: He wasn't well. 

Dabi: Both things can be true.

#source: the magnus archives #dabi #touya todoroki #fuyumi todoroki #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #league of villains

[incorrectuksies]

crutchie, obviously not fine: i'm fine.

jack: nope! try again!

#crutchie morris #jack kelly #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: the magnus archives

[danganronpafakes]

Kotoko: My mother doesn't always know what's best for our family.

Source: The Magnus Archives (“Page Turner”)

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #danganronpa s #kotoko utsugi #source: the magnus archives

[turagapohatu]

Takua: (bursting into the room) Have you seen a crab? Jaller: In general?

#source: the magnus archives #bionicle #incorrect bionicle quotes #takua #jaller

[incorrectlotm]

The audience is only safe when the story isn’t about them.

Adam

#adam #source: the magnus archives

[lesbicosmos]

Todd, obviously not fine: I'm fine.

Neil: Nope! Try again!

#honestly this could go either way #theyre both not fine™ #source: the magnus archives #dead poets society #dps #anderperry #neil perry #todd anderson #dead poets society incorrect quotes #dps incorrect quotes

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shiho: Do I scare you, Mr. Phantom Thief?

KID: Yes!

Shiho: Hmm. Probably for the best.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishi #miyano shiho #kaito kid #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: the magnus archives

[incorrectspquotes]

Skulduggery: Honestly? To offer some congratulations, you’re doing a lot better than I expected.

Adedayo: It feels like all I’ve managed to do is... not die.

Skulduggery: And believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill.

#skulduggery pleasant #skulduggery #adedayo akinde #source: the magnus archives

[incorrectoldgodsquotes]

Jack: It is remarkably easy to create explosive barrels in Paradise. Jack: Harder to sneak them on board a Locke Rail train, but not impossible.

#old gods of appalachia #old gods pod #ogoa #old gods season 3 #ogoa spoilers #jack timothy fields iii #jt fields #jack of the wood #jack #incorrect quotes #source: the magnus archives

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav, fighting off doppelgangers: This is insane!

Jaheira: You get used to it.

#source: the magnus archives #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #jaheira