#source: the middle

[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: Not everything on the internet is true

Draco: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #draco malfoy #source: the middle

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Buford: I’m telling you, Baljeet, I don’t know why we ever quit skipping! It was, like, our main mode of transportation in grade 3, and then for some reason, we all just stopped!

Baljeet:

Buford: You know why? Because society says that adults shouldn’t skip. Crazy, right?

Baljeet: I don’t know, I am kind of with society on this one.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #buford van stomm #baljeet tjinder #source: the middle

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Lydia: Not everything on the internet is true Scott: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

#teen wolf #scydia #lydia martin #holland roden #scott mccall #tyler posey #source: the middle

[beeesworld]

Draco: When you called me at work to tell me that your dogfather was coming over for dinner, you neglected to mention that he was going to be spending the night. Oh wait! You didn't call me.

Harry: Would you let it go already.

#drarry incorrect quotes #drarry #harry x draco #source: the middle #lmao

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: Look, I came to you because of all my friends, you’re the most evil and conniving.

Astarion: Ooh, flattery. I’ll give you an extra 20 seconds.

#source: the middle #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #Astarion

[hxuse-xf-black]

Bill, to Victoire, Dominique & Louis: You heard your mother! Bill, whispering to Fleur: Why am I yelling? Fleur: Dishes. Bill, to Victoire, Dominique & Louis: What's the matter with you?! You're practically adults! It's time to start acting like it! Bill, whispering to Fleur: Was that the general idea of what you're going for? Fleur: Yeah.

#source: the middle #bill weasley #bill x fleur #bleur #dominique weasley #victoire weasley #louis weasley #fleur delacour #fleur weasley #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect weasleys quotes #weasleys #the weasleys #incorrect weasley quotes #hp next gen #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes #next gen harry potter #next generation harry potter #harry potter next generation #incorrect gryffindor quotes #gryffindor #incorrect gryffindor

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Dick Grayson: [to Mar’i and Jacob Grayson] You heard your mother!

Dick Grayson: [whispering to Koriand’r] Why am I yelling?

Koriand’r: Dishes.

Dick Grayson: [to Mar’i and Jacob Grayson] What’s the matter with you? You’re practically adults now! It’s time to start acting like it!

Dick Grayson: [to Koriand’r] Is that the general idea of what you’re going for?

Koriand’r: Yeah.

#DC Comics #Dick Grayson #Koriand’r #Source: The Middle

[incorrectuksies]

henry: i’m telling you, albert, i don’t know why we ever quit skipping! it was, like, our main mode of transportation as kids, and then for some reason, we all just stopped!

albert:

henry: you know why? because society says that adults shouldn’t skip. crazy, right?

albert: i don’t know, i am kind of with society on this one.

#henry butler #albert dasilva #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: the middle

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

Dean: I don't trust anyone that works through problems. It's not a real thing

#dean winchester #incorrect spn #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #supernatural incorrect quotes #spn crack #source: the middle

[rwbybutincorrect]

[How raising Yang would’ve went…]

Raven: This is how you hold a knife when you’re whittling

Yang: Oh cool! Can I tr-

Raven: And this is how you hold a knife when you need to kill a man.

#raven branwen #yang xiao long #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect quotes #source: the middle

[artisticreptilequeen]

tobias: hey, why are you crying?

severus: i’m just so scared.

tobias: child, I am going to give you a piece of advice that my dad gave me once. He said: “Son, stuff those feelings down. Stuff them down and eventually they’ll go away.” And I have not cried since.

#harry potter #severus snape #tobias snape #Pro Snape #snape fandom #snape quotes #incorrect snape quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #source: the middle

[incorrect-malfoys]

*Narcissa cooking for a grieving friend*

Narcissa, explaining to Draco: Because when somebody dies, you're not supposed to cook

Draco: Why not?

Narcissa: Because you're not supposed to cook when you're sad

Draco: Are you sad all the time, Bellatrix?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #draco malfoy #source: the middle

[the-black-bulls]

Magna: [to Asta] This is how you hold a knife when you’re whittling.

Zora: [grabs knife from Magna’s hand] And this is how you hold a knife when you’re gonna kill a man.

#black clover #magna swing #zora ideale #asta black clover #black clover incorrect quotes #source: the middle #magna #zora #asta #the black bulls #50

[incorrectmulti]

#jamie drysdale #trevor zegras #anaheim ducks #source: the middle

[what-life-is-really-like]

Mr. Gregory: Alice, what did you do?

Alice: Woah, why do you think it's my fault?

Mr. Gregory: Because you always do something.

#source: the middle #The Last Apprentice #John Gregory #Alice Deane #The Wardstone Chronicles #incorrect quotes #fantasy books #books #Joseph Delaney

[beeesworld]

Sirius: Teddy, ready for your classmates party? Ready to socialise?

Teddy: If I must.

Sirius: That's the spirit.

Remus: Hold on. What are we going to do?

Teddy: Look people in the eye.

Remus: And what are we not going to do?

Teddy: Walk away while people are still talking to us.

#wolfstar #remus x sirius #moony x padfoot #incorrect wolfstar quotes #incorrect wolfstar #wolfstar raising teddy #wolfstar parents #source: the middle