#source: the mortal instruments

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Cleric: Why are you always trying to get yourself killed? Barbarian: It's my job. Cleric: It's a hazard of your job. At least for most adventurers. For you it seems to be the purpose.

#cleric #barbarian #mod meme #source: the mortal instruments #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lyon: Once someone asked me what I thought had turned me gay.

Gray: I hope you told them you were bitten by a gay spider.

#lyon continues to be a mood #lyon vastia #grayon brotp #gray fullbuster #gray continues to be a mood #fairy tail #source: the mortal instruments #incorrect fairy tail quotes #fairy tail incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #anime #manga

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Elijah: You need to apologize, be a man.

Kol: I don't want to be a man.

Kol: I want to be an angst ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on others instead.

Elijah: Well, you're doing a fantastic job.

#source: the mortal instruments #kol mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #kol's last three braincells #tvd #tvdu #the originals #the originals incorrect quotes

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

*when Bree first joined the order*

Nick: Is there anything I can get for you? Something to drink? Some tea?

Bree: I don’t want tea. I want to find the person who murdered my mom, and I want to know why they murdered her in the first place, and I want to kill them.

Nick: Unfortunately we’re all out of bitter revenge at the moment, so it’s either tea or nothing.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #nick davis #bree matthews #source: the shadowhunter chronicles #source: the mortal instruments #source: city of bones

[abearthatwrites]

Loid: You look happy. And a good thing for you she does.

Damian: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?

Loid: No. If you hurt Anya she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

#spy x family #spy x family incorrect quotes #source: the mortal instruments #loid forger #damian desmond #sxf damian #damianya #look her parents are a spy and an assassin #anya will be PERFECTLY capable of killing damian if she wanted

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Elsa: You look happy. And a good thing for you she does.

Kristoff: Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?

Elsa: No. If you hurt Anna she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

#frozen #elsa #kristoff #kristanna #frozen 2 #incorrect frozen quotes #source: the mortal instruments #weapons include: a lute & a bicycle & a sword

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: I’m all right, I can stand.

Shiho: It looks to me like you’re using a wall to prop you up.

Shinichi: Yeah. Not my usual definition of ‘standing’, if you ask me.

Kaito: It’s leaning. Leaning comes right before standing.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #shinshi #kaishi #kaishinshi #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #miyano shiho #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: the mortal instruments

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Madison: Nick, not everything is about you. Nick: Possibly, but you have to admit that the majority of things are.

#Incorrect Quotes #Power Rangers #Mystic Force #madison rocca #nick russell #source: the mortal instruments

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Zib: When Mitzi says “enterprising,” they mean “morally deficient.”

Mitzi: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now that’s something I would have done.”

#source: the mortal instruments #Incorrect Quotes #Dorian Zibowski #Mitzi May #lackadiasy cats #lackadiasy #Tracy J. Butler

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Neil: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me? Sasha: No. If you hurt Tabii, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.

#cc neil #cc sasha #camp camp #source: the mortal instruments

[incorrectuksies]

wiesel: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

albert: though i realise that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the time to shower myself with praise, honesty compels me to tell you, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious.

#wiesel newsies #albert dasilva #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: the mortal instruments

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: When Rogue says “enterprising,” they mean “morally deficient.” Rogue: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, “Now that’s something I would have done.”

#paladin #rogue #mod meme #source: the mortal instruments #dnd #dungeons and dragons #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dnd classes

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Bijou: You play that piano as if you've lost your only love.

Shiori: Unfortunately, my one true love remains myself.

Bijou: Well, at least you don't have to worry about rejection.

Shiori: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.

#submission #shiori novella #koseki bijou #holoadvent #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: the mortal instruments #thank you for the submission! #this also works with kronii

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: Don't talk down to me.

Barnaby: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You're too short.

#submission #source: the mortal instruments #source: tails of a dragon rider #source: submission #Frank Frankly #Barnaby B Beagle #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #not mine

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

William: So is our strategy for this still “trust me”?

Bree: It’s still “trust me”.

William: Oh, good. For a second there I was worried there was going to be a plan with, like, steps we could follow. You know, something reassuring.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #william sitterson #bree matthews #source: the shadowhunter chronicles #source: the mortal instruments #source: city of heavenly fire

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Inej: When Kaz says "enterprising" he means "morally deficient".

Kaz: No, I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say, "Now that's something I would have done."

#source: the mortal instruments #six of crows #shadow and bone #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #the crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc