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Stephen: where did it go?? The artifact was just here! No one has been in here but you, me, Peter, and Ha-
Stephen: HARLEY! Get in here!
Tony: now Stephen, you’re jumping to conclusions. Why do you always blame-
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Lilith: It's so strange watching Edalyn and the human in the morning. I had no idea Edalyn could be so...motherly.
In the morning...
Eda: Come on, kiddo. You're going to be late for school. You ready?
Eda: Yeah, well don't worry about nothin'. You'll ace that potions test. It's all just math anyways. Quick, what's six times twelve?
Eda:...yeah that sounds about right.
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Lady D, gesturing vaguely: Bela, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?
Bela: Of course.
Bela, turning to Cassandra: Mother wants you out of the house
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Tsukishima: *complaining* Training today was really tough.
Sugawara: So is life
Sugawara: And then you die
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Suki: You turned down Aang? He's The Avatar. Literally the most important person in the world. And you said no? You think a better guy is just going to knock and say, "There you are?"
*knock on the door*
Zuko: There you are. Toph and Sokka are back with the supplies. I made sure to get the change.
Katara: Thank you, Zuko.
Katara: I don't just want to be someone's girlfriend. I want someone that I respect who respects me.
*knock on the door*
Zuko: Sorry to bother you again. I just wanted to ask you something since I value your opinion so much.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2198
(Dialogue from The Nanny.)
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Mace: Where's the Chancellor?
Kit: It’s raining outside Mace, maybe he melted.
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Martin: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Jessica: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
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Tikki: Marinette and Adrien’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!
Plagg: Took about that long to happen.
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Ms. Bustier: Where the heck is Lila?
Marinette: Well, it's raining outside, Ms. Bustier. Maybe she melted.
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Sabrina: Where's Chloé?
Marinette: Well, it's raining outside... Maybe she melted?
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Tony: I really want to help, honey, but I have a meeting -
Stephen: oh, uh, they called and canceled that meeting!
Tony: oh. Okay. Cool.
Tony, walking away: *internally* I can’t believe it! He canceled my fake meeting!!
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Alador: Amity, get that ugly thing off the terrace.
Amity: Mom! Dad wants you off the terrace.
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Noelle: So why does Juliet kill herself?
Nero: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.
Vanessa: Oh. You can tell this play was written by a man.
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Kageyama: I’m perfectly capable of getting dinner on the table!
Kageyama: *on the phone* Hello, Mario’s Pizza? Do you deliver?
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Mikey: Donnie and April’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!
Raph: Took about that long to happen.
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Wanda: Can you keep a secret?
Agnes: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
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Reyna: Will you stick around and help me out?
Apollo: Reyna, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I have a meeting.
Reyna: Oh, you know, they called and cancelled that meeting.
Apollo, to himself: She cancelled my fake meeting.
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Diana: Anne and Gilbert’s wedding will be the wedding of the century!
Fred Wright: Took about that long for it to happen.
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Therapist [in the 1770s]: So, what brings you to therapy?
America: I came because my father has an obsession with controlling my life.
England: I came because my son has a delusion that I have an obsession.
Canada: I came because they brought me and I don't know how to get home.
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