Young Jd: “I need you to promise me that you’ll be on your best behavior”
Young Clay: “I promised other people that I’d be on my worst behavior and I gave them my word”
Young Clay: “So”
Young Jd: “Don’t make me fire you.”
Young Clay: “You can’t fire me.”
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Bill: Any questions?
Richie: Yeah, I have a lot of questions
Richie: Number 1: How dare you?
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I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.
Jack Frost
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*after the natural disaster challenge*
Harold, to Leshawna: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Heather: No, we are mad.
Harold: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we’re going to let this one slide.
Duncan: No, we’re not.
Harold: I’m not a mind reader, guys.
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Bruce: Everyone has called me Boris all day. I think Tim paid them to.
[later]
Tim: Absolutely. Five bucks each and it was totally worth it.
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Rogue: [walks in covered in blood]
Bard: Amazing costume!! Happy Halloween!
Rogue:
Rogue: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.
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Clint, scolding his kids: We are not mad, just disappointed.
Laura: No, we are mad.
Clint: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Laura: No, we are not.
Clint: I’m not a mind reader, Laura.
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Stiles: I love Derek. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of Derek's body?
Scott: Please don't say it.
Stiles: His brain. Because I love his personality. I value his intelligence, his tenacity, his thoughtfulness, and his protective nature.
Stiles: And also, his brain is where he gets the best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.
The pack: [noises of disgust]
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (68)
Solomon: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a follower and a leader. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower
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Coriolanus Snow on his school assignments deciding the best way to control the districts:
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At the dinner table
Jason: [whistles]
Dick: [whistles in response]
Bruce: stop that.
Dick: stop what?
Bruce: you're talking about me in morse code.
Jason: yes, that's exactly what we're doing.
Jason: in our very limited time, we took a class in a very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you behind your back. Congrats, you've figured us out.
Dick, whispering to Tim: that's exactly what we did
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*checking max into a hospital for concussion*
sergio: max, what's your middle name?
max: danger.
charles: it's emilian
charles: wow, i hate that i know that
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Arthur: You barged in, in the middle of dinner, and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that wine you're about to drink from the chalice is poisoned."
Merlin: That was the moment that you knew you liked me
Arthur: Yup
Merlin: Wow
Merlin: Can we make it a different moment?
Arthur: Nope :)
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Michael: "All you need is love."
Tori: "False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter."
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Selina: I'd lie for you.
Bruce: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Selina, you just like to lie.
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