As your rival, I promise you can tell me anything that makes me feel superior to you.
- Stella, probably.
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The Narrator: I'm trying to be less of a bitch, in case you idiots didn't notice.
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Junko: How many soldiers' lives is the life of one gay man worth?
Mukuro: Seven.
Source: The Onion
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Wally: *curled into a ball* So, this is a panic attack, eh?
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The Narrator: I don't care if people don't like me, I just need a list of who and why not.
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Timothy: Things to never say to someone who just came out.
Janey: I'm gayer.
Aurelia: In that outfit?
Athena: This has been so obvious ever since I started stalking you.
Claptrap: I was planning to come out this very moment, and you just stole my thunder.
Nisha: A little on the nose to do it during Pride Month, no?
Jack: Would you like to go on record stating that for our organization’s diversity initiative?
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