MC: *after finding out Leander is Highborn* Why did you tell me you were poor?
Leander: I never said I was poor.
MC: Well, you never told me you were rich, either!
Leander: Because I’m not rich. My parents are rich.
MC: Okay, you know what? That’s something only rich people say!
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Mihawk: If you know me so well, what am I allergic to?
Shanks: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Stan: What am I allergic to?
Patty: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion
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James: *confessing his love for Regulus* Three days ago I couldn’t stand you. I thought you were an arrogant sarcastic a$$-
Regulus: Oh that’s nice
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Bruce: What am I allergic to?
Selina: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Taylor: What am I allergic to?
Danny: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Ismelda: What am i allergic to?
MC: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotions.
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Geoffrey: Three days ago I couldn’t stand you. I thought you were an arrogant sarcastic ass-
Jonathan: Oh that’s nice
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Robin: i’m not rich. my parents are rich
Ted: which is the kind of thing that only a rich person would say
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Nagyunn, quizzing Yong: what am i allergic to?
Yong: pine nuts. and the full spectrum of human emotions.
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Rumple: What am I allergic to?
Killian: Pine nuts. And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Ghost Susan Banner: “Join me and give thanks-.”
Natasha Romanoff: “No that's okay I don't chant.”
Ghost Susan Banner: “I insist!”
Natasha Romanoff: “Okay okay...What do I do...”
Ghost Susan Banner: “You say whatever is on your heart. Rhythmically dear! Vowels!”
Natasha Romanoff: “Rhythm..okay uh...Window, to the window-.”
Ghost Susan Banner: “LOUDER!”
Natasha Romanoff: “TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALLS!”
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Batman: What am I allergic to?
Agent A: Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Sirius: I have never farted in front of Moony. Nor will I ever fart in front of him
Remus: He farts in his sleep
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Shishido: *confessing his love for Atobe* Three days ago I couldn’t stand you. I thought you were an arrogant sarcastic a$$-
Atobe: Oh that’s nice
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