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#source: the try guys
incorrectmoonknight · 2 years
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steven, looking at a selfie of jake’s: i hate this photo. 
jake: i’m cute as fuck in that photo! i’m smiling kindly. 
steven: you’re not smiling kindly. you look like you’re up to something. 
jake: up to kindness.
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oceanview15 · 8 months
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Zuko: I’m not hungry. Been eating a lot of bread.
Toph: We get it, Sparky! KATARA BROUGHT YOU BREAD! QUIT RUBBING IT IN!
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Stiles: I guess this seems like a good place to lay down my foundation.
Derek: That’s my house.
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incorrectafcrichmond · 11 months
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Sam: Here's my question: why don't you just budget?
Colin: Well, I lack self-control, Sam. Great question, Dr. Idiot.
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skzincorrect · 3 months
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[in hushed whispers, as Felix is asleep between them]
Changbin: You have to cuddle him better.
Jisung: I am a fucking EXCELLENT cuddler.
Changbin: I’m just saying, my arms were around him and everything. That’s what he made me do. That’s what he likes.
Changbin: I’m just SAYING. Put your arm around him, Jisung.
Jisung: …I know what the FUCK I’m doing!
Changbin: Okay. Go to bed.
Jisung: I’m a goddamn PRO.
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Can I pay you to punch this guy?
Trixie to Kord
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incorrectuksies · 10 months
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*after getting separated at night while camping in the woods*
crutchie, to jack: albert's probably running around screaming "what's up" at plants.
albert, yelling at trees: oh, what you want? what?!
crutchie: specs at this point has to be stripped down and tried to become one with nature.
specs, down to his shorts: time to play a game of "can i eat you?"
specs, looking at a plant: can i eat you?
crutchie: and god, i just hope davey's not dead.
davey, looking around, trying not to panic: yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.
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ouatsqincorrect · 2 years
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[trying to survive one night in the woods without each other after getting separated]
Regina: Emma's probably running around screaming "what's up" at plants.
Emma, yelling at trees: Oh, what you want? What?!
Regina: David at this point has to be stripped down and tried to become one with nature.
David, down to his shorts: Time to play a game of "Can I eat you?" [looks at plant] Can I eat you?
Regina: And god, I just hope Zelena's not dead.
Zelena, in a tent: Yeah, this is pretty uncomfortable.
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lucky-cat-13 · 1 year
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Wei Wuxian: This is really fucked up of you.
Wei Wuxian: You hate gay people.
Jiang Cheng: No, I don't hate gay people. I hate this gay person *points at Wei Wuxian*
Jiang Cheng: That sounds bad.
Wei Wuxian: Honestly, I hate this gay person too *points to himself*
Wei Wuxian: Don't worry, we're in therapy.
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incorrectringsofpower · 11 months
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Arondir: Been eating a lot of bread.
Revion: WE GET IT, ARONDIR. BRONWYN BROUGHT YOU BREAD. QUIT RUBBING IT IN.
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lynpheasmagix · 10 months
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Musa: I'm a raging homosexual.
Stella: And I'm opinionated
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david: I have the structural integrity of uncooked pasta. my body is just waiting to crumble and blow off into the wind.
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Dani: What I love about cast iron skillets is, if you own one, you technically also own a weapon.
Dani: I don't want to kill a person, but if I have to? I'm using a skillet.
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bemoreincorrect · 2 years
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jeremy, after introducing michael to the group: do you feel like you got a chance to connect to with him emotionally?
jake: so, i don’t think we had a moment, but...
jake: i will murder anyone who tries to hurt him.
jeremy:
jeremy: yeah, that sounds about right.
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incorrectafcrichmond · 10 months
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Jamie: My mother announced that she was leaving my father on Christmas morning.
Jan: Dang. You must have been a bad boy that year.
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skzincorrect · 3 months
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Jeongin: I hate this photo.
Jisung: I look cute as fuck in this photo! I’m smiling kindly.
Jeongin: You are not smiling kindly. You look like you’re up to something.
Jisung: Up to kindness.
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