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#source: the vampire diaries
incorrectbatfam · 1 year
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Dick: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
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pensbridge · 3 months
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Penelope: Eloise thinks we're dating.
Colin: So does my mother.
Penelope: What?
Colin: We're together all the time. It's not a leap.
Penelope: That's crazy (nervous laughter).
Colin: Right.
Penelope: ...
Colin: *looks back with uncertainty*
(insp. by this gifset)
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Shadowheart: You reek of blood.
Astarion: Well...I've been binging.
Wyll: And I've been judging.
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wisefoxluminary · 8 months
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Soldier Boy: Good morning to you, little miss I'm on a mission.
Reader: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done.
Soldier Boy: And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a grandpa supe arrogant and glib?
Reader: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Soldier Boy: Yes, you would.
Reader: But I'm not. 
Soldier Boy: Yet.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Tony: Steve and I are taking a pause.
Natasha: That’s not what it sounded like this morning.
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liv45no · 29 days
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Remus: don’t tell me that’s a bomb!
Sirius: fine. It’s a kitten
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ilostmyshoe28 · 1 year
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𝗦𝗮𝗺: You’re kind of evil, no offense
𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝘆: None taken
𝗗𝗲𝗮𝗻: So we’re just trying to figure out how we can trust that one of your last acts will be to bring my best friend back
𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝘆: Did you want me to pinky swear?
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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year
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Danny: Tell me that is not a bomb.
Steve: Okay, it's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.
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Maze: I was protecting Lucifer. I will always protect Lucifer.
(Later)
Maze: I’m on my way to murder Lucifer!
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pinkestpeony · 1 year
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Jude: Since when do you think logically?
Cardan: Hi, I’m level-headed Cardan.
Cardan: I only come out when Jude goes a little coockoo.
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pensbridge · 3 months
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The script was released to me for this scene
It's the dream scenario/Colin's thoughts here
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or Polin graduating to TV-MA in Bridgerton ⭐️
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Shadowheart: I have no desire to kill Lae’zel. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.
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wisefoxluminary · 8 months
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Soldier Boy: You're afraid of me? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess. Noir finally fessed up?
Reader: Stay away from me.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 years
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Loki: So I started writing, and this water literally started pooling in my eyes.
Loki: Has that ever happened to you?
Loki: Like—Like water just—just oozing out of my eyeballs.
Loki: Like I’m some alien creature excreting fluids.
Thor: … You mean you cried.
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textsfromthetva · 1 year
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [110/?]
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