Rex: Here General, I got you a cup of juice. Drink up!
Krell: I just saw you pour bleach in this.
Rex: I said, drink your fucking juice General.
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Virgil: We should get a snake!
Deceit *highly offended*: A snake? A SnAkE? Are you trying to replace me?!
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Shirayuki: We should get a cat!
Obi, highly offended: A cat? A cAT? Are you trying to replace me?!
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Cardan: Don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Jude: Yeah, break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Cardan: Jude... no
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Kija: Hey, what time is it?
Hak: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and I’ll find out.
Hak: *blows trombone loudly*
Yoon: WHO’S PLAYING THE FUCKING TROMBONE AT 2 AM??
Hak: It’s 2 AM.
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McGonagall: Why did you do that?
Fred: Because it's fun.
George: And interesting to watch.
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Peeta: Dont break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Katniss: Yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of them.
Peeta: ...Kat, no...
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Clary: When I was small...
Jace: *snorts* was
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Cardan: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.
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Cress: When I was small-
Thorne: *snorts*
Thorne: -was
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Thorne: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.
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