#source: tiktok

[incorrectbatfam]

[after Bruce asks them to start making money]

Damian, carrying a painting: Where can I get this appraised?

Dick and Steph: *pull up in a sports car*

Dick: Quick, we gotta get the plates off.

Steph: Open the garage, let's go.

Jason: Hey guys, don't wait up. I'm working late tonight.

Jason: *puts on a ski mask*

Tim and Cass: *breaking open a safe*

#source: saucytv #source: tiktok #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #stephanie brown #spoiler #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #cassandra cain #orphan #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[justhavinfunnn]

He can't keep getting away with this

#really?? #😳😳 #miles teller #source: tiktok

[cr1ms0nesp3ra-ac3]

Ayo? Is it me or does this look familiar... 🤨

( also daily reminder that this exists. )

#not my video. #source: tiktok #sleep token #sleep token band #sleep token worship #sleep token live #vessel sleep token #sleep token vessel #vessel x iv #iv x vessel #iv sleep token #sleep token iv #take a guess of what this reminds me.. #totally not ghost..... #haha.... #yeah yeah im trying not to say it... #but still.... ahahah....

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Aunt Nina: Why do you smell like weed?

Rocky: How do you know what weed smells like?

Aunt Nina: I—

Rocky: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!

#source: tiktok #incorrect quotes #rocky rickaby #aunt nina #lackadaisy cats #lackadaisy #tracy j. butler

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Casteel: I think I'm in love with Poppy. Any thoughts?

Kieran: And prayers. You're going to need them.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #from blood and ash #akofaf #kieran contou #casteel da'neer #poppy da'neer #penellaphe balfour #poppycas #source: tiktok

[hawkinsincorrect]

Joyce: Why do you smell like weed?

Jonathan: How do you know what weed smells like?

Joyce: I—

Jonathan: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!

#incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: tiktok #jonathan byers #joyce byers

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Godzilla: Say it.

Mothra: Say what?

Godzilla: Just say it.

Mothra: What do you want me to say?

Godzilla: Say it. Come on.

Rodan: Just say it.

Mothra: S-Say it? I-I don't know what you're talking about-

Kong: Say it please.

Godzilla: Just say it.

King Ghidorah: Say it.

Rodan: Say it.

Godzilla: Say it we're begging you.

Mothra: ...

Mothra: FUCK.

The Boys: *CELEBRATION NOISES INTENSIFIES*

SOURCE: [Tiktok]

#IDK WHAT TO TAG THIS BUT #MY HEADCANON AU WHERE MOTHRA RARELY SWEARS IN FRONT OF THEM #SHE HATES IT WHEN GODZILLA USUALLY SWEARS A LOT #BUT IN THE ENEMIES #YEAH SHE SWEARS A LITTLE #godzilla #mothra #rodan #king ghidorah #kong #monsterverse #kaiju #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla kotm #godzilla x kong: the new empire #gxk #incorrect quotes #godzilla incorrect quotes #shitpost #source: tiktok

[gothamundernightlight]

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Tim: *develops a plan

Steph: Not gonna lie, that sounds like a war crime.

Tim: It’s never a war crime the first time. Now whether it gets designated a war crime after…

Tim: That’s not my problem.

#incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes #batman #dc comics #incorrect justice league quotes #batman & robin #robin #justice league #batfamily #batkids #batboys #tim drake #red robin #tim drake is a menace #source: tiktok #dcu #gotham #stephanie brown #batgirl

[ktkat99]

Tim: So I overheard something at the coffee shop this morning. These two people were talking and one said that the person you are now is who you would have felt safest with as a kid.

Jason: Huh. Damn. I mean... I do protect the crime alley kids.

Tim: And I am... literally a version of Robin.

Cass: Ballerina. Hero. I love giving hugs. Yeah, makes sense.

Alfred: I never noticed that, but I guess I, too, grew into who I'd needed as a child.

Bruce, walking in wearing the Batsuit, covered in blood and scratches, holding a pissed off Damien under one arm and a kennel with a pissed off raccoon in the other: Someone tell Damien he can't have a new pet, someone else take this thing back to the woods, the rest of you please dismantle Damien's raccoon house, I'll be downstairs giving Dick stitches as he was the one who found that thing.

Damien: No! Father! Please don't get rid of Domino! I can train him to only attack our enemies! Just give me time!

Tim, Jason, Cass, Alfred, all side eyeing Bruce: Hmmm.

#batman incorrect quotes #batman #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #cassandra cain #orphan #damien wayne #robin #red robin #red hood #source: tiktok #batman funny #batfam incorrect quotes #batfam #batfamily

[redadidassneakers]

James: *glaring at Regulus for being mean to Sirius*

Regulus: don’t look at me like that

James: *grins and bites bottom lip*

Regulus: don’t look at me like that either

#source: tiktok #the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #sirius black #regulus black #james potter #jegulus textpost #jegulus #jegulus headcanon #starchaser #marauders headcanon

[bruhseidon]

[At Damian & Y/N’s wedding]

Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and wi—

Jason, who is uninvited by Damian and is petty about it, so he decides to cause some chaos: HE CHEATED ON YOU!!

Damian, who has never once betrayed Y/N: WHO SAID THAT!?

Jason:

Damian: Who said that? Who said that…?

Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and—

Jason: HE SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!!

Damian: WHO SAID THAT!?!

Jason:

Damian: WHO SAID THAT SH—

Alfred, speeding up: Inowpronounceyouhusban—

Jason: HIS HAIRLINE’S RECEDING!!

Damian, taking out his katana as he finally catches sight of Jason: [screaming]

#batman #dc comics #batfamily #batfamily x reader #jason todd #red hood #jason todd x reader #red hood x reader #damian wayne #robin #damian wayne x reader #robin x reader #incorrect dc #source: tiktok

[incorrectbatfam]

Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...

Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?

Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?

Goon #1: I put my own shit back.

#source: tiktok #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #goonion #dc villains #gotham #dc comics #tw swearing

[justhavinfunnn]

This got me right in the feels

#I love them #miles teller #keleigh teller #keleigh sperry #source: tiktok

[incorrectclonewars]

Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.

Ahsoka: Nu-uh.

Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!

#incorrect clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #darth maul #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #source: tiktok #< i think?? #isn't this how it went? #1k

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Sera: I'm a menace first and a woman second.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #flesh and fire #seraphena mierel #source: tiktok #asite #alitf