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N: Mr Doorman, I’d like to ask permission to marry your daughter!
Khan: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.
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cyber-streak-2 · 1 day
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Getaway: Remember me?
Skids: Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?
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Mikey: Hey, Raph! Today is St. Patrick's Day and it looks like you're not wearing any green. You know what that means, right?
Raph: Mikey, if you even attempt to pinch me, I am going to kick your ass.
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ADHD Meds
Shadow: Sonic, where the fuck are your meds?
Sonic: Remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?
Shadow: Yes...?
Sonic: They're out of my ADHD medication for five days
Shadow: *terrified* Oh my God
Sonic: It's gonna be a fun week :D
Shadow: *packing his bags* I'M GOING TO ROUGE'S
Sonic: *already chasing him* THROUGH SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH MOTHERFUCKER
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zootopiathingz · 3 days
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Husk: *trips and falls*
Angel: *catches him*
Angel: I guess ya could say you just FELL for me! Ha!
Husk: drop me.
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Glamrock Bonnie: Freddy, can you do the thing?
Glamrock Freddy: What thing?
Glamrock Bonnie: The thing that makes me happy.
Glamrock Freddy: Oh!
Glamrock Freddy: *Smiles*
Glamrock Bonnie: Thank you.
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Brooke: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Trevor: The way is called arson, and those people are witnesses
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incorrectclonewars · 9 hours
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Obi-Wan: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.
Anakin: [looking lovingly at Padme across the room] I don't have feelings for Senator Amidala.
Obi-Wan: Anakin, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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Julie: Hey, Frank! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?
Frank: What on earth is that supposed to mean?
Julie: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not!
Frank: Well, that’s one way to say it, I suppose…
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Wille, talking to Kristina: With all due respect, which is none
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fansiesmemes · 3 days
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Davey, walking into his house: Hello people who don’t live here
Elmer: Hey
Finch: Hi
Romeo: Hello
Splasher: Hey!
Jack: We gave you a key for emergencies only
Mush: We were out of doritos
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N: So Uzi is a bit of a sleep talker.
V: Yeah?
N: “Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” right in my ear at 2AM.
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cyber-streak-2 · 10 hours
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Brainstorm: Are you taken?
Perceptor: For granted? Yes.
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Leo: Hi, do you accept walk ins?
Morgue Attendant: What?
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Sol: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Happy Chaos: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
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hitchell-mope · 2 days
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Ajax: We should appreciate the small things in life.
Tyler (picking Wednesday up): You are appreciated.
Wednesday: I am going to kill you.
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