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textsfromthetva · 18 days
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Loki + Veep [31/?]
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uncorrectintamed · 7 months
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Wei Wuxian: Where is everyone?
Lan Sizhui: Jin Ling had a nervous collapse, Huanguang-jun is taking him to the hospital, Zizhen went back to bed, The Grandmaster is yelling at Jingyi, and I'm in charge.
Wei Wuxian: Fuck.
Lan Sizhui: I know right?
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Claire: No, I do not need to see a doctor. I'm a doctor, and I diagnosed myself with an acute case of "everything's fine."
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superdogbiter · 1 year
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Luigi when this monster named Bowser professes his love to him after being sucked in to a whole new world:
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angsthology · 3 months
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lando: please, stop staring at me like that
lando: undressing me with your eyes
roo: i’m adding more clothes, lan.
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Soraka, looking at Leona & Diana: I understand they have a love/hate relationship, but people usually alternate between those emotions. They don't experience them at the same time.
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paper-gold-theories · 5 months
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Demencia, sees an angry, glowing GoldHeart flying full speed ahead towards the hat-ship with the sirens blaring: Flug! We’ve got a big problem!
Flug, sighs: We should copyright that phrase...
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Astarion, upon finding out about all the powers the tadpole can give him: I do not need to be cured. I diagnosed myself with an acute case of ‘everything’s fine.’
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Peter: Y/N, if anyone asks for me, I've gone outside to scream into the night.
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incorrect-malfoys · 10 months
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Bellatrix: If anyone needs me, I've gone outside to scream into the night
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incorrectuksies · 5 months
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albert: i have a better idea!
crutchie: no, you don’t, albert. history has proven that.
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textsfromthetva · 6 months
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Loki + Veep [28/?]
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batfammeetsspidergang · 5 months
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Miles: What do you think of Damian? 
Hobie: Oh, Robin is a shit.
Miles: …Could you expand on that? 
Hobie: Sure. He's a massive and total shit. When you first meet him, you think, surely to God this kid can't be as big a shit as he seems. But he is.
Miles: See, I- 
Hobie: 'Cause like if there were a book with covers made of shit, you'd think, "That's intriguing. I wonder what's in this book that they saw fit to give it covers made of pure shit." And then you open it and… *shrugs* shit.
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Miles: I think he’s OK.
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Claire: Jamie, if anybody asks for me, I've gone outside to scream into the night. Jamie: Okay. Have one for me, too.
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hawkinsincorrect · 16 days
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Jonathan: I’m not depressed. I just feel like I’m in a thick, dark fog, and everyone disappoints me and nothing works out, and what’s the point of anything anyway? And before you ask, it’s not because I’m not sleeping, okay? 'Cause I’m getting 14 hours of sleep a night.
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Alpha: Sir, Rita Repulsa, the Ranger we buried under a meteor...she's back. She's been un-buried. Zordon: Are you kidding me? Alpha: Not great, admittedly. Zordon: "Not great, admittedly"? Yeah, that should be the title of my fucking memoir.
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