tori: my boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment.
michael: it’s a special event! :D
tori: shut up.
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This stunning ring, featuring two sapphires set in diamonds, was a gift from Queen Victoria to her granddaughter-in-law, Mary (later Queen Mary), on the day of the christening of her eldest child, Prince Edward of York (later Edward VIII) in 1894.
~ RCT
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Rachel: Using 'daddy' in bed: weird, incestuous, unnecessarily gendered.
Chloe: Using 'captain' in bed: authoritative, gender neutral, implies the exciting possibility of mutiny.
Max: What about 'skipper'?
Chloe: I'll allow it.
Victoria: Only a brat would ask that.
Chloe: She's not a brat, she's first mate!
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tori: you know what your problem is? you’re really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole
michael, smugly: you think i’m cute?
tori:
tori: shut your pie hole!
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Here is the context of who Victoria is.
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Random Ward Fact:
Much like how she was banned from superhero field trips because of her hero parents, Victoria was also banned from Trick-Or-Treating because “she wears a costume every day”.
She tried anyways, but they just kept giving her eggs instead of candy
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[carol dallon voice] my daughter victoria and her sister amy
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red light (2014)
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Liam: That's it, come to Daddy.
Theo: ...Did he just talk about himself in the third person?
Hayden: ...Did he just call himself "Daddy"?
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Wednesday: Do you know French?
Enid: Oh sure. I just don't speak it.
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"I can’t tell if Victoria was mean mugging me during class this morning or if she was just sleeping with her eyes open again."
-Max, possibly
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fun fact about how pip calls seras ‘mon cher’, is that that’s the masculine pronoun and adjective for ‘my dear’ in french. he’s calling her his boyfriend basically
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Victoria: How much money is that?
Nathan: Guess. Here’s a hint.
Nathan: [slaps Victoria's face with the thick wad of cash]
Victoria, blinking thoughtfully: 3500?
Nathan: 3600!
Rachel:
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