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tupayapsina · 2 days ago
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Yang, singing: My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose, everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose
Blake: My grandfather's nose was blown off in the war so that song is a filthy lie
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Anna: And how did Elsa react when she found out?
Kristoff: Elsa was cool with it!
Anna:
Kristoff: She threw a snowball at me.
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I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did!
Wesker
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heidibobeep · 16 hours ago
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Azul: You can't think of one thing that you like about me?
Yuu: I like when you're sad.
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incorrect-dbd-quotes · 20 hours ago
Julie: What I did was terrible and awful and immature, and you have every right to be furious with me. I swear, Susie, if I were you, I’d just...punch me right in the face.
Susie: [punches Julie in the face]
Julie: Ow! Susie!
Susie: What?
Julie: You punched me in the face!
Susie: You said to.
Julie: I know but that’s just something people say- OWW!
Susie: Does it hurt?
Julie: A lot! I think my nose may be broken.
Susie: Well, now I feel all bad.
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lesbian-deadpool · a month ago
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Yelena: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?
Y/N, immediately standing up and raising their hand: I do.
Everyone else: *Staring at Y/N questionably*
Y/N: Oh, come on! You guys don’t wanna see where this lunatic lives?!
Yelena:
Y/N, eyeing Yelena up and down: No offense.
Yelena: It’s alright, Y/N. I savour your bitterness like a sweet, rancid cream sauce.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months ago
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Natasha, to Melina: This is my friend, Steve.
Steve: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Vostokoff.
Melina: You too, sweetheart, you’re so handsome!
Melina, whispering to Natasha: He’s your boyfriend?
Natasha: No.
Melina: Good. You can do better.
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Pietro: [after causing chaos with the twins] Hate me now?
Wanda: No... I just want something bad to happen to you.
Wanda: Not like really bad.
Wanda: Just... something to ruin your weekend.
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aliteralchicken · 18 days ago
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i think it would be funnier if they both just kept denying what was happening
Bruce, trying to get Tim to snitch on Damian: a boy doesn’t dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems
Tim, hair bright green: my hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
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accio-hogwarts-bullshit · 3 months ago
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Hufflepuff: *rings door bell*
Slytherin, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Hufflepuff: No, Slytherin, it's Hufflepuff.
Slytherin, opening the door: *cheerfully* Hello Hufflepuff!
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heidibobeep · 2 days ago
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Yuu: Can you try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like?
Trey, drinking the coffee: Hazelnut?
Yuu: I don't know, I found it in the garbage.
Trey:
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incorrectselfshipquotes · 5 months ago
Platonic F/O: Don't worry. No one else is going to ask F/O out.
S/I: Why not?
Platonic F/O: Because F/O is terrifying.
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incorrectbatfam · 4 days ago
Jon, singing: My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose, everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose!
Damian: My grandfather’s nose was blown off in the war so that song is a filthy lie.
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waterfire1848 · 2 months ago
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Bruce: When I was your age, we didn’t have cellphones.
Duke: But you had stuff we don’t have.
Damian: Ya, like dinosaurs and writers who don’t kill off people every other comic.
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lesbian-deadpool · a month ago
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Natasha, to Yelena: This is my friend, Clint.
Clint: Nice to meet you, Yelena.
Yelena: You too!
Yelena, whispering to Natasha: He’s your boyfriend?
Natasha: No.
Yelena: Good. You can do better.
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incorrect-ravka-quotes · 7 months ago
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The Darkling, at literally any point in time: I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did.
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