Max: God, this weather is killing me
Dustin: You’re not sweating, Billy?
Billy: Yeah
Dustin: How could you not be sweating?
Billy: I don’t sweat
Dustin: Everybody sweats
Max: Not Billy
Steve: Billy never sweats
Dustin: What do you mean he never sweats?
Billy: Sweating is gross, so I don’t do it
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Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?
Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.
Jason: So forever.
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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James: Come on, I’m dating Regulus. We should be civil to each other. You really can’t think of one thing you like about me?
Barty: …I like when you’re sad
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2609
Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)
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The HH Gang Fortifying the Hotel in Ep. 7
[Husk gets a text]
Husk: Oh, it's Niffty!
Angel Dust: [gasps] Did she get the stuff?
Husk: Yeah, she says she got the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Sir Pentious: Wow! Where did she find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Husk: ...You wanted fake blood?
Angel Dust:
Sir Pentious:
Husk: I'll go call Niffty
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Anakin: I think I pulled a muscle.
Ahsoka: You can’t pull what you don’t have.
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A little kid to Zuko: *whispering * you’re girlfriend’s really pretty.
Zuko: *glances back at Katara*
Zuko: *whispers* I know
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Rodolphus: How did Bellatrix react when he found out you were dating Narcissa?
Lucius: She was fine with it
Rodolphus:
Lucius: She threw a rock at me
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White Lily: I thought that maybe-
Pure Vanilla: *cuts White Lily off by kissing her*
White Lily: You'd love me again.
Pure Vanilla: Who says I stopped?
Gingerbrave: Awwwww!
White Lily and Pure Vanilla: ...
Gingerbrave: I ruined the moment.
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Doflamingo: Why did you even invite me to join this stupid Cross Guild?
Buggy: We didn't!
Mihawk: You invited yourself.
Sir Crocodile: Nobody likes you!
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You didn’t even try Steve!
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[while Midoriya’s in the hospital]
All Might: Oh my goodness, young Midoriya. I didn’t realize you were so popular. [to Bakugou] Are you his boyfriend?
Bakugou: No, are you?!
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Kate: [rings doorbell]
Yelena, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Kate: [sighs] No, Yelena, It’s Kate!
Yelena, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Kate Bishop!
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Regulus: I want coffee
James: What’s the magic word?
Regulus: Get me some coffee? Please?
James: Actually the magic word was lotion, but I’ll accept your please because you’ve got a boo-boo eye
Regulus: Two sugars!
James: I know what to do!
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Toph: I was able to get you twenty gallons of blood for the plan
Sokka: Woah! Where did you get twenty gallons of fake blood?
Toph: … You wanted fake blood?
Sokka:
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