Magolor: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Susie?
Susie: No.
Taranza: I do!
Magolor: I know, Taranza.
Taranza: I’m sad.
Magolor: I know, Taranza.
47 notes
·
View notes
Morgan: who’s this?
Reid: the new profiler
Morgan: is she cool?
Reid: I don’t know
Morgan: hey, who’s your favourite superhero?
Prentiss: Matilda
Morgan:
Morgan: yeah she’s cool
36 notes
·
View notes
Eli: Why do you smell like weed?!
Stiles: How do you know what weed smells like?
Eli:
Stiles: Ah, busted! You’re grounded for a week!
44 notes
·
View notes
Grian, on the phone with Lizzie: What? You're not coming to my tea party?! LIZZIE I MADE BISCUITS!
22 notes
·
View notes
Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!
1K notes
·
View notes
Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?
Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Damian: You better take that back!
1K notes
·
View notes
Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
2K notes
·
View notes
Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I'm sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
11K notes
·
View notes
Jason: *Recording while Y/N and Damian are arguing*
Y/N: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Dick: *Wheezes like a tea kettle*
Damian, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Y/N: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Damian: It's my favorite movi-
Y/N: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, Damian!
Damian: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Y/N: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Tim: *Passed out on the couch though the whole interaction.*
910 notes
·
View notes
Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help
Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference
teacher:
Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great
2K notes
·
View notes
*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*
Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*
1K notes
·
View notes
Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you.
Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.
Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?
713 notes
·
View notes
Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind
Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching*
Simeon:
Simeon: Are you three okay?
Belphie: I’m a little messed up
Satan and MC: same
481 notes
·
View notes
Vaggie: wake up, sleepyhead!
Angel: hm?
Husk, on the other side of the bed: what the fuck?
Vaggie: OH MY GOD—!
351 notes
·
View notes
Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.
Xie Lian: San Lang!!!
Heaven: NO!
755 notes
·
View notes
what do you mean this wasn’t canon
430 notes
·
View notes