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incorrectbatfam · 2 days ago
Damian: Todd, where are you going?
Jason: Well, that depends, Damian. When I die again, probably Hell, but right now I’m going to the bathroom.
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batneko · 2 days ago
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Sanji’s been having a bad time recently.
joke stolen from a vine I can’t find
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rwbybutincorrect · a day ago
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Emerald: Mercury, where are you going?
Mercury: Well, that depends, Emerald. When I die again, probably Hell, but right now I’m going to the bathroom.
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incorrect-dbd-quotes · 2 days ago
[Yun-Jin and Ji-Woon are beating the shit out of each other]
Danny: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
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Guzma: I'm an adult! I do grown-up things! Independence!
Guzma, moments later: Plumes, what’re taxes --
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incorrectfmaquotes · 8 hours ago
Roy, strumming a guitar: Hey, how you doing? Well I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside...
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whaleiumsharkspeare · 2 days ago
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Varian: I just got a random burst of energy, and I think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down
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smashy-headcanons · a day ago
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Sora: Oh hi Princess Aurora! I didn’t know you’re in Smash Bros.
Peach: 👁👄👁…. Boi do I look like???
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demmeter · a day ago
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Nevra: Lance, where are you going?
Lance: Well, that depends, Nevra. When I die again, probably hell. But right now, I'm going to the bathroom.
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the-trans-cowboy · 2 days ago
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Katherine, singing: I really can't stay
Jack, also singing: Baby it's cold outside
Katherine: I have to go away
Jack: I'm gay, and you'll die outside
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Spike: Hey! Hey!
Jet (whispering): Shhh, Ed’s sleeping.
Spike (whispering): Sorry.
Jet (whispering): what’s up?
Spike (whispering): There’s a fire-
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stevesbqt · 9 hours ago
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Billy: people say you are what you eat but I don’t remember eating a ….. SEXY ASS BITCH WOOO!!!
Steve: I don’t get paid enough for this -
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Bones: Well, if it isn’t Spock...
Spock: But, it is me.
Bones: No, it’s an expression—
Spock: Your evil tricks will not work on me.
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wrongmha · 24 days ago
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Midoriya: Would you rather kill Stain, or... Iida: Yes, kill him. Midoriya: I didn't say the other– Iida: I don't need to hear it! Stain: Feeling a little unsafe.
Source: Vine
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Sam: There’s only one thing worse than dying.
Sam: *Rips off paper to reveal ‘Bucky dying’.
Bucky: Me.
Sam: NO!
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lesbian-deadpool · 21 days ago
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Natasha: Just try some light flirting, ya know? Be subtle.
Carol, nodding: I can do that.
(Later)
Carol: Hey, Wanda! High five!
Wanda: *High-fives her*
Carol: *Interlaces their fingers*
Carol: I'm in love with you.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 28 days ago
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Natasha: So I’m bi—
Wanda: [gasps hopefully]
Natasha: -lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.
Wanda: Oh… [takes a sip of water, disappointed]
Natasha: Oh, and I also like girls.
Wanda: [chokes on water]
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incorrect-dnd-classes · a month ago
Warlock: No, I have like a ton of followers.
Bard: Oh, on what app?
Warlock: App? I'm the leader of a cult.
Bard: ...suddenly I have to go.
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