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diamonddolldark · an hour ago
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Ms. Flamiel: Remember class, you can be anything you want
Dot: I wanna be the president!
Ms. Flamiel: Ah Dot, try a little bit smaller thing
Dot: B-tch you said I can be anything I want!
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incorrect-titansdc · an hour ago
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Gar: You know, Digimon is way better than Yu-Gi-Oh!
Jason, sorting his cards: Go be a furry somewhere else.
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incorrectducktales17 · an hour ago
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Gyro: Hey Fenton, wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Fenton:
Gyro: ... Is that a no?
Fenton: Oh sorry, were you expecting a reaction?
Gyro:
Gyro: I’m so in love with you.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · an hour ago
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Kanaya, looking for Gamzee: … Red Robbin.
Gamzee, poking his head from a vent: yum!
Kanaya: *runs at Gamzee*
Gamzee, now screwed: OH NO
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ohfuckohfucknoplease · 3 hours ago
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Mettaton: A positive and negative charge combined is neutral.
Mettaton: If someone's negative to you—
Mad Dummy: —chOP EM IN THE THROAT THIS AINT PHYSICS!
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strangely-incorrect · 4 hours ago
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frank: i don't sing in the shower
frank: i perform
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Landon: How do I get someone to like me?
Rafael: Tell them about yourself.
[Later]
Landon, to Hope: I'm socially awkward and can eat a cheeseburger in two bites.
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Jamie, trying to wake Nick up: Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha!
*Nick is still asleep*
Jamie: Oh my fucking god he fucking dead
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maradovan · 5 hours ago
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Lottie pulling Jamie out of the conch pool: HE CAN'T BREATHE
Ellie: Neither can I, when I'm with you
Lottie:
Ellie:
Lottie: *drops Jamie back into the pool to go kiss Ellie*
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paladudesquotes · 6 hours ago
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Keith: Use conditoner they said
Keith: It's a good idea they said.
Keith: *Looks in the mirror to see his hair all over the place*
Keith: Look at how I woke up! What the QUIZNACK!!!
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*Greg and Rodrick are fighting*
Manny: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle!?
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incorrect-titansdc · 8 hours ago
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Rachel: [Recording Jason and Gar, drunk off their asses. Jason’s carrying Gar across his shoulders]
Rachel: Backstreet’s back alright!
Jason: Doo dodoo doo
Gar: Nn nn nn nnooo
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incorrect-titansdc · 8 hours ago
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Dick: [Driving Jason and Rose with the radio on]
Dick: 🎶One last time! I need to be- the one-🎶
Jason: [Draws his gun]
Rose: [Lowers Jason’s gun]
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azeofspades · 8 hours ago
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Elm: So how are we getting in?
Marrow: The front door, duh.
Elm: Fine, but if this kills us, I'm getting Vine's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute so I can annoy your ghost forever.
Marrow: I'll just hire Hare's ghost to kick your ghost's ass for me.
Harriet: My ghost won't associate with your ghost, thank you.
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incorrectcartoonquotes · 10 hours ago
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Kevin, opening the fridge: who took my food???? ARGIT?!?!?!
Kevin: that was me 10 minutes ago, I was mad but realized friendship was more important
Kevin, coated in metal: that was me 15 seconds ago. Screw it. [kicks Argit’s door open] ARGIT!!!!!!
Argit: OH HOLY FUCK—
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toomanyf4ndoms7 · 13 hours ago
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a moment with agatha
Neil to Norman: Dude, I’ve heard rumours that this place is, like, haunted. Apparently some girl died here when she was, like, nine or something.
Aggie: I’m eleven, so shut up.
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hitchell-mope · 14 hours ago
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Willie: How do you know what's good for me?
Caleb: THAT'S MY OPINIOOOOOOON!
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paladudesquotes · 14 hours ago
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Well, when life gives you lemons :)
-Coran
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tmrnonsense · 15 hours ago
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Ava: well if it isn’t Thomas
Thomas: but it is me
Ava: no it’s an expression—
Thomas: Your evil tricks won't work on me!
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pjononsense · 15 hours ago
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Samirah: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners-
Alex: I wanna fight some kindergartners!
Samirah: See, that's not even the whole-
Alex: Those kids are gettin' slapped!
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