#source: will & grace

[mischief-marauders]

Regulus (walking up to Remus at the bar): Why if it isn’t Sirius’ little gay werewolf. Where’s my brother? Don’t you homosexuals always travel in pairs?

James (walking up to Regulus without noticing Remus): Hey babe, sorry they didn’t have sugar free strawberries for your margarita

Remus (bursts out laughing): Well look how cute you two are. The brown stallion and my little pony.

#source: will and grace #sirius black #hogwarts #james potter #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #young marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #jegulus

[floating-on-avalon]

Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I

#bbc merlin #merlin #foa has ideas #gwen merlin #guinevere #arthur pendragon #merthur #gwencelot #source: will and grace

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: Miss Stephanie, what’s all over your arms?

Stephanie: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those.

Stephanie, pointing: Sparring practice, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.

#source: grace and frankie #stephanie brown #spoiler #alfred pennyworth #batman #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw injury #tw food mention

[godsdamahalfblood]

Grover's thoughts through HoO regarding his empathy link with Percy: a series

tlh: where tf is this little- I was doing something man find ya ass back at camp or I stg

son: bitch. I told you to FIND YA ASS AT CAMP H A L F B L O O D NOT THIS KNOCK OFF JULIUS CEASER VIBE SHITSTORM

moa: what are- this broke ass blonde pelican better not replace me

hoh: whatthefuckwhatthefuck p a i n wherethefuckispercy whatthe f u c k

boo: stop FUCKIN dying of all the GODDAMN times to get a FUCKIN NOSEBLEED PERSEUS

bonus:

grover: i couldve married a giant. it couldve been done. but NO i decided to make an EMPATHY LINK.

grover, in cali: ah finally some fucking peac- WHAT IS HE DOING NOW HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE S T U D Y I N G

#we stan grover #putting up with percy since gods know when #annabeth chase #hazel levesque #percy jackson #frank zhang #jason grace #leo valdez #nico di angelo #piper mclean #reyna avila ramirez arellano #william andrew solace #grover underwood #pjo series #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo text post #pjo memes #pjo funny #pjo hoo toa #source: a random conversation with my bf

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Tony, cutting a hole in a watermelon and filling it with vodka: [sighs]

Clint: Why are you defiling a watermelon?

Tony: Because they don’t sell them like this.

#source: grace and frankie #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*in complete darkness*

Steph: Pete, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea.

Richie: I'm not Peter, I'm Richie. I thought you were Peter.

Steph: No, I'm Stephanie.

Ruth: You're Steph? Where's Grace?

Grace: Who're you?

Ruth: I'm Ruth.

Max: Hehe, guess who I am you guys.

Everyone: *screams*

#source: south park #incorrect quotes #incorrect starkid #incorrect starkid quotes #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #steph lauter #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #pete spankoffski #max jagerman #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #grace chasity

[oc3anic-ang3l]

“nice argument, unfortunately…”

Annabeth: *types up an actual argument*

Frank: I disagree

Piper: ur wrong + ratio

Nico: i’m inside your walls

Percy: i fucked your mom last night

Leo: IP. 173. 16. 39. 103 N: 62. 1387 W: 51. 2426 DMZ: 72. 85. 375. 92. DNS: 8. 8. 8. 8

Jason: *blocked*

#source: twitter #original was about stranger things #can’t wait for season 5 #also can i just say #i really miss this style of text posts from like 2013–15 #there were so many of them in the pjo fandom #does anyone know/remember what i’m talking about #like how characters would respond #anyway #heroes of olympus #percy jackson and the olympians #nico di angelo #percy jackson #leo valdez #jason grace #annabeth chase #piper mclean #frank zhang #hazel levesque #pjo memes

[aficionadoenthusiast]

*will and hazel talking*

*will phone buzzes*

will: oh, it's nico

will: he's upset with percy and jason

will: *buzz* and leo

will: *buzz* and dionysus

will: *buzz* and zeus

#ngl will and hazel are the ones involved here because they're the only ones i could think of that nico wouldn't be upset with #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #pjo #incorrect quotes #solangelo incorrect quotes #percy jackson #jason grace #leo valdez #dionysus #zeus #hoo #rrverse #source: big bang theory

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: I think I know what would cheer you up: a little gossip.

Robin: I hate gossip.

Robin: ...Who's it about?

#totally canon #incorrect quotes #stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #platonic stobin #source: grace and frankie

[waterghostype]

non binary lego character spectrum

primordial godlike thousands of years old source dragon of the elements of life itself with incomprehensible power

that fucking bird that i hate

#ninjago #monkie kid #lego ninjago #lego monkie kid #lmk #guys dont worry i like peng theyre just really funnystupid to me #lgbt bird go to theyll #but also peng is like a strong immortal demon guy so i mean fair game #im obsess with life dragon btw like im obsessed with their voice and their speech mannerisms… #every other source dragon talks like really big and strong and graceful and omnipotent #but life just talks like your favorite english teacher

[starlightshadowsworld]

Jason: I have to find my darling partner. I'm so worried about him.

Random demigod: Seriously, Valdez? What do you see in that guy?

Jason: He makes me laugh.

#source: who framed roger rabbit #valgrace #leo valdez #jason grace #heroes of olympus

[raphael-angele]

Percy: Dam. It's cold out here

Jason: Here, take my jacket *gives him his jacket*

Percy: Bro-

Will: I'm cold, too

Nico, cannot express his feelings: Well, damn, Solace, I can't control the weather

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #jercy #jason grace #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #source: that 70s show #that 70s show #gay #meme

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Peter, what’s all over your arms? Peter: Oh, my bruises? I can explain all of those. Peter, pointing: Fight with Doc Ock, fight with a hammock, slept on an Oreo.

#source: grace and frankie #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #mama spider #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes

[golyadkin]

Would you believe me if I said I have more of these

#torchwood #incorrect quotes #comics #ianto jones #jack harkness #owen harper #toshiko sato #gwen cooper #rhys cooper #source: modern family #source: will and grace #source: buffy the vampire slayer #4 of these were from modern family #i watched all of modern family recently #if you couldn't tell #art tag #'art' being used loosely here

[amostexcellentblog]

Iceman: Alright Maverick, no more excuses! We either move forward in this relationship, or we don't.

Hangman: Same here Rooster! *Leans in and whispers* I'll do anything you want, don't leave me. *Shouting* Am I making myself clear?

Maverick: Can we have a minute to talk alone?

Iceman: Fine.

Hangman: 1 minute! *whispers* Take your time, I'm not going anywhere...

Maverick: So we're definitely sabotaging the best things that have ever happened to us out of a baseless paranoia that everyone we love will leave us so it's best not to let them get close, right?

Rooster: Oh yeah. So we go back there and you'll tell Ice you'll marry him and I'll tell Jake I'll move in with him?

Maverick: I mean, it seems kind of fast... they did give us a minute.

Rooster: Right, don't want to look desperate. Ooh, what if I raise my right arm while I lower my left one. Then raise the left and lower the right, like we're weighing the options...

Maverick: That's good, and I can nod and stroke my chin, like this... We're discussing, we're debating...

Hangman: *Watching them trying to look smart* What do you think they're talking about?

Iceman: Nothing. Absolutely nothing!

#icemav #hangster #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley bradshaw #jake seresin #top gun maverick #source: will and grace

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Oli, watching Shelby and Katherine talk: How many chapters of your Nature Wives fanfiction is this giving you?

Sausage: So many.

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #nature wives #orionsound #mythical sausage #katherine elizabeth gaming #katherine elizabeth #shubble #shelby grace #source: the marvels