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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Sorcerer: This was a bad idea…

Wizard: I could have told you that ten minutes ago, oh wait! I did!

#sorcerer #wizard #incorrect dnd classes #incorrect dnd quotes #incorrect dungeons and dragons quotes #dungeons and dragons #incorrect quotes #dnd #mod meme #source: write-it-motherfuckers

[incorrectsanderscharactersquotes]

Janus:  I can’t believe everything went according to plan for once!

Remus:  I didn’t even know we had a plan!

Virgil:  That’s probably why it worked.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides quotes #sanders sides #virgil sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #source: tumblr #source: write-it-motherfuckers

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: ….What on earth are you doing?

Julie: I’m building a pillow fort.

Frank: Isn’t that a little childish?

Julie: Does that mean you don’t want to join me?

Frank: …..

Julie: …..

Frank: …..Move over.

#submission #source: write-it-motherfuckers #source: tails of a dragon rider #source: submission #Frank Frankly #Jullie Joyful #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes #not mine

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Kieran: I swear, the only thing worse than being stuck looking after a reckless idiot, is being stuck looking after a brave and reckless idiot!

Casteel: I'm not quite sure and I might be wrong, but I get the feeling you’re a little upset with me.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #blood and ash #asoaab #casteel da'neer #kieran contou #source: write-it-motherfuckers

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond: ...You're up to something aren't you?

Durin: You don't sound particularly upset about that.

Elrond: I'm not.

Durin: ...And yet your eyes still hold displeasure.

Elrond: ...

Durin: ...You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?

Elrond: ...A little.

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #elrond #durin iv #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: write-it-motherfuckers #source: tumblr

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: If this is your way of flirting, you’re doing a terrible job at it.

Geoffrey: Then what would you suggest?

Jonathan: Not throwing knives at the object of your affection, for one.

Geoffrey: In my defence, you do look very attractive when you catch them like that.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: write-it-motherfuckers

[totallycorrectresidentevil]

Chris: One of these days, I’m going to kill you.

Wesker: Well could you hurry up about it? You’ve been saying that for years! At this rate the anticipation will kill me before you do.

#Chris Redfiled #albert wesker #Source: write-it-motherfuckers

[spiderquotes]

Peter: Good morning! Did you sleep well?

Miguel, after not sleeping for nearly a week: ... did you fucking sedate me?

#incorrect quote #atsv #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #drug mention #sedation cw #source: write-it-motherfuckers

[viterbofangirllovestheuntamed]

Jiang Cheng: “Someone stole all the chocolate from my secret stash, even my second secret stash has been raided.”

Wei Wuxian: “Do you want me to kill them for you?”

Jiang Cheng: “What? No!”

Wei Wuxian: “My apologies, I didn’t mean to presume-”

Jiang Cheng: “I want you to help me find them so that I can kill them.”

#jiang cheng #wei wuxian #twin heroes of yunmeng #incorrect quotes #twin dumbasses of yunmeng #UNHINGED YUNMENG DISASTER BOIS #source: tumblr #source: write-it-motherfuckers #MOD'S STUFF

[emmikay]

Skimbleshanks: (to the kittens) Did none of you think this was a bad idea?!

Etcetera: Oh no, we all did. We just decided to do it anyway.

#cats the musical #skimbleshanks #etcetera #incorrect quotes #source: write-it-motherfuckers

[incorrectateam]

Amy: Is any of this legal?

Hannibal: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.

Amy: …And here?

Hannibal: Not even remotely.

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[ladysolitaire]

Molly: I want a divorce.

Sherlock: Save that for after we get married.

[insp]

#incorrect sherlolly quotes #sherlolly #sherlock x molly #otp: you've always counted and i've always trusted you #sherlock #bbc sherlock #source: write-it-motherfuckers #ladysolitaire's incorrect sherlolly quotes #ladysolitaire original

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Katie: None of this is even remotely legal, is it?

Travis: Define legal.

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[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Julie: I don't like this...

Frank: ...You're the one who suggested it?!

Julie: Because I didn't think you'd agree!

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[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Tawny: Since when have you had a sister?

Poppy: Since roughly forty minutes ago, I guess.

#incorrect fbaa quotes #blood and ash #twotq #the war of two queens #poppy da'neer #penellaphe balfour #tawny lyon #millicent #source: write-it-motherfuckers

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: “You know, I never thought you’d be the type to sink to this level.”

Stiles: “Hm? You say that like you’re not the one who dragged me down here in the first place.”

#teen wolf #steter #peter hale #ian bohen #stiles stilinski #Mieczysław stiles stilinski #dylan o'brien #dylan obrien #source: write-it-motherfuckers